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michele Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 8:28 PM |
...in the manure because I have the money and now I'm like Chuck Norris!
no i'm not mad it's just a game, and write down your sentence!
1-THE SHOES YOU WEAR
jack purcell = i punched
dancing shoes = i dreamt
nike = i kissed
adidas = i smoked
puma = i danced with
tiger = i chatted with
all star/converse = i jumped with
superga = i ate
slippers = i wildly had sex with
prada = i licked
bikkembergs = i spit into the face of
gucci = i drank
sandals = i ran with
vans = i burped against
barefoot/no shoes = i hang around with
others = i duped
2-THE FIRST LETTER OF YOUR NAME
A = Willy Wonka
B = Chuck Norris
C = a W.C.
D = Spider Pork
E = Santa Claus
F = Bender
G = Ronald Mc Donald
H = an apple
I = Mussolini
J = Pamela Anderson
K = a cow
L = the principal Skinner
M = Mickey Mouse
N = a bar of very fine chocolate
O = the turquoise fairy
P = Goku and Vegeta
Q = George Bush
R = a cake
S = a cigarette
T = Hello Kitty
U = an HD TV
V = a bodyguard
W = the Queen of England
X = Paris Hilton
Y = Eric Cartman
Z= Homer Simpson
3-YOUR AGE
14 = in the bag
15 = on the head
16 = under the car
17 = on the knees
18 = at Woodstock '69
19 = in a F16
20 = at a concert
21 = on the desk
22 = in the rubbish
23 = holding hands
24 = in the Apollo 13
25 = at that shit thing that is Sanremo
26 = in the manure
27 = in the pool
28 = in the fridge of a supermarket
29 = in a nudist camp
30+ = in the middle of the Indian Ocean
4-YOUR ZODIAC
aries = because i'm cool
taurus = because i have the money
gemini = because my mother told me
cancer = because i'm fetish
leo = because i'm worth
virgo = because i'm a nudist
libra = because i'm a serial killer
scorpio = because i'm a dumb
sagittarius = because i'm Chuck Norris
capricorn = because it's the first thing that came to my mind
aquarius = because i'm illitterate
pisces = because it was written in fate
5-YOUR MOBILE
Nokia = and i boast with my friends!
Nec = and fuck off!
LG = and i don't care!
Samsung = and now i'm like Chuck Norris!
Siemens = and now God is angry with me!
Sony Ericsson = and now i will get drunk!
Philips = and now i will jump out of the window!
Motorola = and now i will run for the presidential election!
Sharp = i will become a priest/sister!
others = i'm proud of it! |
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mozman68 Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 8:32 PM |
Michele is banned from posting for one week....TWT, do your thing...
; ) |
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fenchurch Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 8:37 PM |
haha :) here's mine:
i jumped with a WC on the knees because my mother told me and i boast with my friends |
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michele Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 8:39 PM |
fenchurch wrote: haha :) here's mine:
i jumped with a WC on the knees because my mother told me and i boast with my friends
so hilarious! |
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weirdmom Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 8:43 PM |
i ran with Willy Wonka in the middle of the Indian Ocean because i'm fetish i'm proud of it!
OK that's not even grammatically correct. |
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Nikki Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 8:44 PM |
I ran with a bar of very fine chocolate, holding hands, because I'm a serial killer and now I'm like Chuck Norris!
O.o |
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happydales Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 8:46 PM |
I kissed a W.C. in the fridge of a supermarket because I'm cool and now I will get drunk!
Ooh I like the sound of the last bit! :o) |
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Turtleneck Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 8:53 PM |
| I have Reeboks. :o( |
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megg_inc Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 8:57 PM |
I wildly had sex with Mickey Mouse on the desk because I'm Chuck Norris and now I'm like Chuck Norris!
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Nikki Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 9:01 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: I have Reeboks. :o(
others = i duped
:) |
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minnmess Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 9:02 PM |
I duped a cow holding hands because I'm Chuck Noris and Now I'm Like Chuck Noris.
Umm, well that made no sense! |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 9:05 PM |
I smoked a bodyguard in a F16 because I'm dumb and now I will get drunk.
Well at least the last bit is accurate! ;) |
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megg_inc Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 9:07 PM |
Lemon Grinner wrote: I smoked a bodyguard in a F16 because I'm dumb and now I will get drunk.
Well at least the last bit is accurate! ;)
That one's awesome! I mean, a F16! |
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Turtleneck Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 9:08 PM |
Nikki wrote: Turtleneck wrote: I have Reeboks. :o(
others = i duped
:)
Oh! Woops, didn't see that. I was using my "scanning for exact match" technique!
I duped a cow in the middle of the Indian Ocean because it was written in fate and I don't have a mobile phone and I'M PROUD OF IT!
I must say, I don't enjoy being in a lump category of 30+! And I must be wearing the wrong shoes--some of those I've never even heard of. |
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iraida Posted Tue 08 Jul, 2008 10:54 PM |
| I duped Mussolini (Fancy me)in the fridge of a supermarket because I´m a nudist and I boast my friends ! |
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