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minnmess Posted Mon 08 Dec, 2008 8:16 PM |
Moray wrote: I managed to use the worst chat up line ever. It's like the lamest thing ever. I blame the demon drink.
Twas pub quiz night in my uni local (Gladly, that's the Todd Bar, Monday night quiz). I was but a sprightly lad of 19, in my second year of university. It was my round, and I went to the bar to get the drinks in. And this is how the conversation fell apart:
Me: "Hi, four pints of Bud please"
Barmaid: "Hey! How are you?"
Me: "I'm ok, sorry do I know you?"
Barmaid: "Yeah, we used to stay in the same halls in first year, didn't me?"
Me: "I wasn't staying in halls in first year"
Barmaid: "Wow, you know you look really like somebody I know".
Me: "He must be a handsome chap then".
I then followed that beauty of a line up with a big wink and the ol' classic point from the head.
I can still see the next moments play out in slow motion out of body experience as she put on her best "What the fuck?!" expression!!
Oh, I have used the best ever put down when being chatted up.
"I'm sorry, I have to be over there now"
And then walked five feet to the side and leaned on the wall.
I just read this whole thread, and my favs are Moray's above and Dubz':"just speak from the heart. Woman love shite like that." we woman really do love shite from the heart, lol. Even when we know it is shite.
Not so much a cheesy pickup line, but a really pathetic attempt at a pickup...
I was Lucile Ball for halloween one year in uni and some guy was like: "I love your red hair. Is it yours?"
me: "nope, it's a wig."
him: "what about your boobs? Are they yours?"
me: "umm...yes" *turns and gives my friend the HELP look and she pulls me away* |
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Nikki Posted Mon 08 Dec, 2008 9:36 PM |
| Awww! This was a good thread! Thanks for bringing it back!! |
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TheBoyWithAName Posted Mon 08 Dec, 2008 9:45 PM |
This aint funny at all, but it's my share ;)
When I had recently broken up with my girlfriend I was at a party... I became really upset and then this horrible person jumped up in my lap, touched me in a very inappropriate way as she whispered into my ear: "I can make you feel better you know"...
I've never been so angry in my whole life, I think... |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Mon 08 Dec, 2008 9:49 PM |
Well they do say that the best way to get over someone is to get "under" someone else.
Dubz
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Nikki Posted Mon 08 Dec, 2008 9:57 PM |
minnmess wrote: Moray wrote: I managed to use the worst chat up line ever. It's like the lamest thing ever. I blame the demon drink.
Twas pub quiz night in my uni local (Gladly, that's the Todd Bar, Monday night quiz). I was but a sprightly lad of 19, in my second year of university. It was my round, and I went to the bar to get the drinks in. And this is how the conversation fell apart:
Me: "Hi, four pints of Bud please"
Barmaid: "Hey! How are you?"
Me: "I'm ok, sorry do I know you?"
Barmaid: "Yeah, we used to stay in the same halls in first year, didn't me?"
Me: "I wasn't staying in halls in first year"
Barmaid: "Wow, you know you look really like somebody I know".
Me: "He must be a handsome chap then".
I then followed that beauty of a line up with a big wink and the ol' classic point from the head.
I can still see the next moments play out in slow motion out of body experience as she put on her best "What the fuck?!" expression!!
Oh, I have used the best ever put down when being chatted up.
"I'm sorry, I have to be over there now"
And then walked five feet to the side and leaned on the wall.
I just read this whole thread, and my favs are Moray's above and Dubz':"just speak from the heart. Woman love shite like that." we woman really do love shite from the heart, lol. Even when we know it is shite.
Not so much a cheesy pickup line, but a really pathetic attempt at a pickup...
I was Lucile Ball for halloween one year in uni and some guy was like: "I love your red hair. Is it yours?"
me: "nope, it's a wig."
him: "what about your boobs? Are they yours?"
me: "umm...yes" *turns and gives my friend the HELP look and she pulls me away*
Kristy, you're right. That's not even a pickup line. That's just uber creepy. Who says that? lol.
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minnmess Posted Mon 08 Dec, 2008 10:02 PM |
a dude that didnt have the decency to be in a costume if I remember correctly!
Honestly. What goes through guys heads? |
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mili Posted Mon 08 Dec, 2008 10:07 PM |
According to a legend men in the Southern Ostrobothnia (North Finland) use a legendary pick-up line:
Would you like to be buried in my family grave? |
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weirdmom Posted Mon 08 Dec, 2008 10:08 PM |
Alex, that is really gross. I would have been so angry too.
It reminds me of a gross (but way funnier) thing that happened to an old friend.
We were all out at this dance place and I was watching as this really skanky looking girl flirted with him. He came over to our group laughing and showed me what she had just put in his shirt pocket: a condom with her phone number written on the wrapper. |
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minnmess Posted Mon 08 Dec, 2008 11:47 PM |
| well she is certainly prepared, if nothing else! |
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lilly Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 12:03 AM |
[I'm not really here, but...]
this is what happened to a friend (I was standing right next to her) :
we were eating icecream in front of a Bridal Shop chatting about wedding dresses (*ahem*), and there were two guys standing nearby discussing something... then one of them came over, KNELT down in front of my friend and said:
"Will you marry me?" (right in the middle of the street and everything)
I wish I'd had a camera, her expression was priceless. best pickup line ever.
ok, maybe it wasn't a real one (or maybe it was?), but still - it was nice of him to ask (with the Bridal Shop etc) and I would have loved him to ask ME (for God's sake...) ;P |
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TheBoyWithAName Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 10:35 AM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote:
Well they do say that the best way to get over someone is to get "under" someone else.
Dubz
Did I mention that she's horrible?
She's the kind of person that sees everything as a chance to get into bed. She also slept with my music teacher in his car, so I knew what she's made of and it was just low that she played with my feelings just to get some...
Oh my goodness, I had forgotten how desperate people are, I must get out more ;)
And Lilly if you get back for real, maybe I'll propose to you ;) |
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Darran Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 10:39 AM |
TheBoyWithAName wrote: She also slept with my music teacher in his car
She must have woken up with some creak in her neck after having to sleep all night in a car. |
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TheBoyWithAName Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 1:36 PM |
Darran wrote: TheBoyWithAName wrote: She also slept with my music teacher in his car
She must have woken up with some creak in her neck after having to sleep all night in a car.
Nah, she's just in need of constant screwing becuase she has got a (sexual) screw lose. |
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Peculiar Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 1:56 PM |
Here's one himself's best mate used
Your dad must have been a thief
Why?
Because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes!
I nearly died laughing lol |
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mrsifter Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 3:20 PM |
do you fancy a pizza and some sex ?
No ? whats wrong do you not like pizza
another
summon the lass of your choice with a wave of your finger
and then say if can make you come with my finger think what could do with rest of my body |
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