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AbsGinger Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:08 PM |
Lemon Grinner wrote: minnmess wrote: Ive posted this before, but it is my favourite joke of all time. It is so lame that it is awesome
What do you call cheese that isnt yours?
Nacho cheese.
Hahahaha that's amazing.
Love this one too ! |
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Wolfy Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:16 PM |
This is translated by me from greek to english so, its my fault if you dont get it...
Q:What is white and makes strange sounds???
A:The radioactive yogurt. |
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haz Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:18 PM |
Wolfy wrote: This is translated by me from greek to english so, its my fault if you dont get it...
Q:What is white and makes strange sounds???
A:The radioactive yogurt.
that was all greek to me. |
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weirdmom Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:21 PM |
haz wrote: Wolfy wrote: This is translated by me from greek to english so, its my fault if you dont get it...
Q:What is white and makes strange sounds???
A:The radioactive yogurt.
that was all greek to me.
Haz I think your joke was better than his. : ) |
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AbsGinger Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:21 PM |
Wolfy wrote: This is translated by me from greek to english so, its my fault if you dont get it...
Q:What is white and makes strange sounds???
A:The radioactive yogurt.
What's the difference between a yogurt and a welshman ?
A yogurt's got culture |
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haz Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:22 PM |
weirdmom wrote: haz wrote: Wolfy wrote: This is translated by me from greek to english so, its my fault if you dont get it...
Q:What is white and makes strange sounds???
A:The radioactive yogurt.
that was all greek to me.
Haz I think your joke was better than his. : )
greek verus geek...always bet oan geek! :-D |
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mili Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:25 PM |
Yet another geek joke
Four fonts walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Get out! We don't want your type in here."
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haz Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:26 PM |
mili wrote: Yet another geek joke
Four fonts walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Get out! We don't want your type in here."
haha, nice one. write on! |
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AbsGinger Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:26 PM |
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.
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AbsGinger Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:29 PM |
haz wrote: AbsGinger wrote: What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris ?
a man can usually find a pub
i bet you've found quite a few pubs in your time then.
you still think i'm gay, don't you ? |
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monkey Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:37 PM |
What's E.T short for?
because he only has little legs |
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Aída Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 11:27 PM |
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Rammsfer Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 12:46 AM |
AbsGinger wrote: Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.
Hahahaha xD! |
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Rammsfer Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 12:48 AM |
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud. |
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iraida Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 3:24 AM |
AbsGinger wrote: What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris ?
a man can usually find a pub
hahaha the best one! cheers! |
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