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Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
AbsGinger
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AbsGinger Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:08 PM Quote
Lemon Grinner wrote:
minnmess wrote:
Ive posted this before, but it is my favourite joke of all time. It is so lame that it is awesome

What do you call cheese that isnt yours?

Nacho cheese.


Hahahaha that's amazing.

Love this one too !
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
Wolfy
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Wolfy Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:16 PM Quote
This is translated by me from greek to english so, its my fault if you dont get it...
Q:What is white and makes strange sounds???
A:The radioactive yogurt.
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
haz
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haz Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:18 PM Quote
Wolfy wrote:
This is translated by me from greek to english so, its my fault if you dont get it...
Q:What is white and makes strange sounds???
A:The radioactive yogurt.


that was all greek to me.
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
weirdmom
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weirdmom Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:21 PM Quote
haz wrote:
Wolfy wrote:
This is translated by me from greek to english so, its my fault if you dont get it...
Q:What is white and makes strange sounds???
A:The radioactive yogurt.


that was all greek to me.


Haz I think your joke was better than his. : )
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
AbsGinger
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AbsGinger Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:21 PM Quote
Wolfy wrote:
This is translated by me from greek to english so, its my fault if you dont get it...
Q:What is white and makes strange sounds???
A:The radioactive yogurt.


What's the difference between a yogurt and a welshman ?
A yogurt's got culture
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
haz
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haz Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:22 PM Quote
weirdmom wrote:
haz wrote:
Wolfy wrote:
This is translated by me from greek to english so, its my fault if you dont get it...
Q:What is white and makes strange sounds???
A:The radioactive yogurt.


that was all greek to me.


Haz I think your joke was better than his. : )


greek verus geek...always bet oan geek! :-D
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
mili
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mili Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:25 PM Quote
Yet another geek joke

Four fonts walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Get out! We don't want your type in here."
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
haz
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haz Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:26 PM Quote
mili wrote:
Yet another geek joke

Four fonts walk into a bar.
The barman says, "Get out! We don't want your type in here."


haha, nice one. write on!
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
AbsGinger
Posts: 2003
AbsGinger Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:26 PM Quote
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
AbsGinger
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AbsGinger Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:29 PM Quote
haz wrote:
AbsGinger wrote:
What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris ?

a man can usually find a pub


i bet you've found quite a few pubs in your time then.

you still think i'm gay, don't you ?
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
monkey
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monkey Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:37 PM Quote
What's E.T short for?
because he only has little legs
 
Aída
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Aída Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 11:27 PM Quote
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
Rammsfer
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Rammsfer Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 12:46 AM Quote
AbsGinger wrote:
Q: What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A: After five years your job will still suck.


Hahahaha xD!
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
Rammsfer
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Rammsfer Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 12:48 AM Quote
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
 
Re: [ The Quick Jokes Thread ]
iraida
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iraida Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 3:24 AM Quote
AbsGinger wrote:
What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris ?

a man can usually find a pub

hahaha the best one! cheers!
 
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