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haz Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 7:31 PM |
One simple rule,
post your favorite quick fire joke, something like...
-- A horse walks into a bar
-- Barman says to him 'hey, why the long face?'
X-D oooh vicar, i love that one so i do.
Come on troggy, pull those knuckle-scraper hands of yours up off the floor, brush your unibrow and type us a few chuckles, yeah? yeah!!!
haz
xxx
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Lemon Grinner Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 7:35 PM |
Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: He had his cock stuck in the chicken! |
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weirdmom Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 7:36 PM |
| There are only three types of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't. |
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SamuraiSandy Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 7:36 PM |
haz wrote:
-- A horse walks into a bar
-- Barman says to him 'hey, why the long face?'
Damn it! I was going to tell this one. I was in Rhode Island and this drunk Irishman told us this one, but instead it was Celine Dion...
hahahaha |
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haz Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 7:38 PM |
SamuraiSandy wrote: haz wrote:
-- A horse walks into a bar
-- Barman says to him 'hey, why the long face?'
Damn it! I was going to tell this one. I was in Rhode Island and this drunk Irishman told us this one, but instead it was Celine Dion...
hahahaha
ah yes, 'the drunk irishman', that's a joke category all in itself to be honest. |
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haz Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 7:41 PM |
weirdmom wrote: There are only three types of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't.
that was cute, you get a 'quick fire gold star' for that one *slaps it on your forehead* thwack! |
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haz Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 7:42 PM |
Lemon Grinner wrote: Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: He had his cock stuck in the chicken!
oooh, heehee, that was...fowl.
*hides* |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 7:43 PM |
haz wrote: Lemon Grinner wrote: Q: Why did the pervert cross the road?
A: He had his cock stuck in the chicken!
oooh, heehee, that was...fowl.
*hides*
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Chiito-chan Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 7:43 PM |
weirdmom wrote: There are only three types of people in this world: those who can count, and those who can't.
This made me laugh! |
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weirdmom Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 8:33 PM |
Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants! |
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haz Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 8:44 PM |
Q: what's red and invisible?
A: no tomatoes!!! |
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minnmess Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 8:49 PM |
Ive posted this before, but it is my favourite joke of all time. It is so lame that it is awesome
What do you call cheese that isnt yours?
Nacho cheese. |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 8:50 PM |
minnmess wrote: Ive posted this before, but it is my favourite joke of all time. It is so lame that it is awesome
What do you call cheese that isnt yours?
Nacho cheese.
Hahahaha that's amazing. |
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AbsGinger Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:06 PM |
What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris ?
a man can usually find a pub |
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haz Posted Wed 14 Jan, 2009 9:08 PM |
AbsGinger wrote: What's the difference between a pub and a clitoris ?
a man can usually find a pub
i bet you've found quite a few pubs in your time then. |
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