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minnmess Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 3:34 PM |
When my bestest was home at thanksgiving, she was telling me that she was at a party, and this hippie druggie guy who doesnt otherwise speak, called her "sugarpants." I think i killed myself laughing in the middle of a crowded Starbucks. Although everything about that day was funny. Including someone else telling us that their friend left Manchester after a week (she was there for vet school) because they didnt drink enough. That got an, in unison, "IN MANCHESTER??"
Oh and im going to take a poll. What term sounds dirtier?
-invigilate
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Peewee Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 5:39 PM |
mrsifter wrote:
summon the lass of your choice with a wave of your finger
and then say if can make you come with my finger think what could do with rest of my body
PMSL!!!!!!! |
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Chiito-chan Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 5:45 PM |
minnmess wrote: When my bestest was home at thanksgiving, she was telling me that she was at a party, and this hippie druggie guy who doesnt otherwise speak, called her "sugarpants." I think i killed myself laughing in the middle of a crowded Starbucks. Although everything about that day was funny. Including someone else telling us that their friend left Manchester after a week (she was there for vet school) because they didnt drink enough. That got an, in unison, "IN MANCHESTER??"
Oh and im going to take a poll. What term sounds dirtier?
-invigilate
-proctor
sugarpants? lol. |
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Peewee Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 5:56 PM |
Here's some more I think are hilarious!
"If you were a new sandwich at McDonald, you would be called McGorgeous!"
"All those curves! And me with no brakes!"
"You must be the reason for global warming because you’re hot."
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."
“Great legs, what time do they open?”
"Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get.”
lmao!!! |
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minnmess Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 5:59 PM |
OH! I thought of another. None of mine are really lines, but whatever.
When a friend was in Paris, she was walking through a park and a French dude asked her if she "wanted to go back to his apartment for some juice."
apperently it is called juice these days. |
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carlottarocks Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 5:59 PM |
Peewee wrote:
"What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper."
“Great legs, what time do they open?”
These two are fantastic! The first one sounds like something my husband might say to me ;)
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lilly Posted Tue 09 Dec, 2008 11:56 PM |
TheBoyWithAName wrote: Scottish Dubliner wrote:
Well they do say that the best way to get over someone is to get "under" someone else.
Dubz
Did I mention that she's horrible?
She's the kind of person that sees everything as a chance to get into bed. She also slept with my music teacher in his car, so I knew what she's made of and it was just low that she played with my feelings just to get some...
Oh my goodness, I had forgotten how desperate people are, I must get out more ;)
And Lilly if you get back for real, maybe I'll propose to you ;)
aaaaw, alex ;)
such a pity I have already decided to follow the spinster calling - but a proposal would be nice anyway ;P
errr, and about that girl: erm, how do you know she slept with the tea...cher... in... omg. ... no no no no no, I didn't ask, I DON'T want to know more about it. |
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minnmess Posted Wed 10 Dec, 2008 12:14 AM |
Lilly, new thought to this spinster thing. To make it more interesting, lets try to rack up a whole lot of fiances along the way!
Proposals seem like fun! |
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lilly Posted Wed 10 Dec, 2008 12:26 AM |
minnmess wrote: Lilly, new thought to this spinster thing. To make it more interesting, lets try to rack up a whole lot of fiances along the way!
Proposals seem like fun!
I like that idea (of course I do. you knew I'd like it.)
[I'm not here, I'm in bed and at the same time studying and doing research in the library, yes, I'm a miracle.] |
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TK23 Posted Wed 10 Dec, 2008 12:51 AM |
"Excuse me, do you have any raisins?"
"Uh, no.."
"How 'bout a date?" |
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TheBoyWithAName Posted Wed 10 Dec, 2008 11:23 AM |
lilly wrote: TheBoyWithAName wrote: Scottish Dubliner wrote:
Well they do say that the best way to get over someone is to get "under" someone else.
Dubz
Did I mention that she's horrible?
She's the kind of person that sees everything as a chance to get into bed. She also slept with my music teacher in his car, so I knew what she's made of and it was just low that she played with my feelings just to get some...
Oh my goodness, I had forgotten how desperate people are, I must get out more ;)
And Lilly if you get back for real, maybe I'll propose to you ;)
aaaaw, alex ;)
such a pity I have already decided to follow the spinster calling - but a proposal would be nice anyway ;P
errr, and about that girl: erm, how do you know she slept with the tea...cher... in... omg. ... no no no no no, I didn't ask, I DON'T want to know more about it.
I can propose to you if you want, I have proposed to many of my friends for fun, so it's no big deal for me ;)
Do you want me to tell you how I know that she slept with him or not? ;) |
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weirdmom Posted Wed 10 Dec, 2008 3:03 PM |
pickup lines came up on the radio today. Here are a few I remember:
I hate every bone in your body except my own
Do you mind if I stand by you while the area I farted in clears out? (<--- really??)
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goosey_84 Posted Wed 10 Dec, 2008 3:56 PM |
Peewee wrote:
"All those curves! And me with no brakes!"
LMAO! love it! |
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lilly Posted Wed 10 Dec, 2008 7:01 PM |
TheBoyWithAName wrote:
I can propose to you if you want, I have proposed to many of my friends for fun, so it's no big deal for me ;)
Do you want me to tell you how I know that she slept with him or not? ;)
well, that's very nice of you, I'm sure your friends appreciated your "free proposals" ;)
and yes, of course I want to know *sighs*
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TheBoyWithAName Posted Wed 10 Dec, 2008 8:53 PM |
lilly wrote: TheBoyWithAName wrote:
I can propose to you if you want, I have proposed to many of my friends for fun, so it's no big deal for me ;)
Do you want me to tell you how I know that she slept with him or not? ;)
well, that's very nice of you, I'm sure your friends appreciated your "free proposals" ;)
and yes, of course I want to know *sighs*
My friends saw them doing it and told me ;) End of story! |
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