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nickynooboo Posted Wed 21 Oct, 2009 8:26 PM |
Hey all....
This is more of a 5 month catch up!! I haven't been on here for ages due to travelling through France and Spain during the Summer and then starting Uni about a month ago.
How are you all? I hope everybody is ok. Uni is going well and my nursing skills are coming on leaps and bounds....... today I learnt how to wash a penis.
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lilly Posted Wed 21 Oct, 2009 10:16 PM |
I Came in Through the Bathroom Window wrote:
Lilly, of course I didn't get their numbers! I get very intimidated by tall handsome Scotsmen... well, not that I encountered too many. Just Travis and these three :oP. I think I blushed, mumbled something like "it's ok don't worry" and looked down. And I'm not even sure I answered in English, lol. I'm so pathetic it's sad.
Hrmph. Just ONCE I want to read a story like "Yes, I met my husband 10 years ago, he was a tourist and he kinda ran right into me, then I showed him around the city and got his number..."... That would give me hope for the future (of everyone who doesn't know for sure they're going to become a rich spinster). |
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weirdmom Posted Thu 22 Oct, 2009 12:23 AM |
nickynooboo wrote: today I learnt how to wash a penis.
Ummmm...congrats? |
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monkey Posted Thu 22 Oct, 2009 1:15 AM |
weirdmom wrote: nickynooboo wrote: today I learnt how to wash a penis.
Ummmm...congrats?
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nickynooboo Posted Thu 22 Oct, 2009 10:58 AM |
monkey wrote: weirdmom wrote: nickynooboo wrote: today I learnt how to wash a penis.
Ummmm...congrats?
Quality!! Love it!
I actually learnt how to give a male patient a bed bath. However, they did seem to want to emphasise the importance of technique when washing male genitals.
They then made us all have a go at doing it.....on a maniquin that had a male head, a female torso, but a male genital area....it was all very confusing!!!!
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I Came in Through the Bathroom Window Posted Thu 22 Oct, 2009 5:37 PM |
lilly wrote:
Hrmph. Just ONCE I want to read a story like "Yes, I met my husband 10 years ago, he was a tourist and he kinda ran right into me, then I showed him around the city and got his number..."... That would give me hope for the future (of everyone who doesn't know for sure they're going to become a rich spinster).
I'm definitely going to become a spinster, no dobut about it, but not a rich one. I'm a sociologist. There's no chance I'll ever be rich.
Edit: I just wanted to have an instant soup but the hot water dispenser isn't working, so there's no hot water at work. Goodbye lunch :o( |
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mili Posted Thu 22 Oct, 2009 6:23 PM |
lilly wrote:
Hrmph. Just ONCE I want to read a story like "Yes, I met my husband 10 years ago, he was a tourist and he kinda ran right into me, then I showed him around the city and got his number..."... That would give me hope for the future (of everyone who doesn't know for sure they're going to become a rich spinster).
Well, I was a tourist in London, ran into my now husband in a pub, had a chat for 15 minutes or so, started writing letters, calling long distance (no emails then)… that was 20 years ago. |
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SamuraiSandy Posted Thu 22 Oct, 2009 7:17 PM |
So today, during my lunch hour, I ran a few errands and then went home. And then before returning to work, I made a quick trip to the grocery store to get some food for lunch and I go to the self-check out line, ready to pay and then...Shit!
My wallet: not in my purse. So, I tell the lady there, that I think I left it in my car, and I go to look. No wallet. CRAP! I had my checkbook, but they wouldn't take a check without ID, and well, it was in my wallet.
So, I'm kinda freaking out because I don't know where my wallet is, and then! I remember. The pocket of my jacket, which I left at home because it had warmed up. So, a lesson to the ladies, (or to the men carrying man-purses): put your wallet back in your PURSE - not, your jacket pocket!!
I should be more embarrassed (which, surprisingly, I'm not) but I'm just mad, 'cause now I'm hungry! |
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lilly Posted Thu 22 Oct, 2009 7:47 PM |
mili wrote: lilly wrote:
Hrmph. Just ONCE I want to read a story like "Yes, I met my husband 10 years ago, he was a tourist and he kinda ran right into me, then I showed him around the city and got his number..."... That would give me hope for the future (of everyone who doesn't know for sure they're going to become a rich spinster).
Well, I was a tourist in London, ran into my now husband in a pub, had a chat for 15 minutes or so, started writing letters, calling long distance (no emails then)… that was 20 years ago.
yes... YES! how could I FORGET your story?!? *Sigh*, it's perfect! AND intercultural/international, too!
(I think I wouldn't be on this planet had my dad not decided to marry my mum after seeing her for the first time - in an elevator/lift. my mum was way too shy to say anything, so my dad basically started to "accidentally" use the lift whenever she did... kinda strange, ahem. But sometimes I wish I'd inherited more of my dad's qualities ;) .) |
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minnmess Posted Thu 22 Oct, 2009 8:09 PM |
SamuraiSandy wrote:
So, a lesson to the ladies, (or to the men carrying man-purses): put your wallet back in your PURSE - not, your jacket pocket!!
Sorry about your day, but the above sentence made me laugh.
Want a lollipop? ----0 |
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lilly Posted Sat 24 Oct, 2009 11:21 AM |
I read that sending a letter within the city of London does now take about 2 WEEKS.
So, should I start sending Christmas-cards to friends in the UK right now?
Even if the strike gets called off soon, they'll probably have an Everest-high pile of non-dispatched postal items sitting around, waiting for delivery... |
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megg_inc Posted Sat 24 Oct, 2009 12:35 PM |
| The plot of my personal drama is thickening. That's all. |
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I Came in Through the Bathroom Window Posted Sat 24 Oct, 2009 6:17 PM |
megg_inc wrote: The plot of my personal drama is thickening. That's all.
Are you ok??
I slept for 16 hours straight last night, after taking an hour nap. The odd thing is, I could have slept more.
Travis Argentina meeting in a while! :oD |
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megg_inc Posted Sat 24 Oct, 2009 6:31 PM |
I Came in Through the Bathroom Window wrote: megg_inc wrote: The plot of my personal drama is thickening. That's all.
Are you ok??
I slept for 16 hours straight last night, after taking an hour nap. The odd thing is, I could have slept more.
Travis Argentina meeting in a while! :oD
Lol, yes! Actually, after last night I am more than ok ;) I've slept for most of the day today and I was supposed to study... |
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ricv64 Posted Mon 26 Oct, 2009 12:14 PM |
I Came in Through the Bathroom Window wrote:
I slept for 16 hours straight last night, after taking an hour nap. The odd thing is, I could have slept more.
Travis Argentina meeting in a while! :oD
slept like 5 hrs in the past 48 finally saw my friends band UFOMAMMUT play their 2nd US show then worked some hippiefest in golden gate park . busted out a poster for em too |
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