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My children think I am a hooker
weirdmom
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weirdmom Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 4:11 PM Quote
Or perhaps simply a stripper. I don't know how else to account for the gifts they gave me yesterday.


http://photos-b.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v309/213/64/1174790626/n1174790626_95593_9277.jpg

They were very excited to point out that this dress is "sparkly, shiny, AND silver!!" I don't recall ever expressing a love to any of those qualities but they were very happy to give me this special dress. It's hard to tell on the hanger but it would come about mid thigh on me.

I could wear this dress if I were going to walk the streets, work at a strip joint, or I was 19 and going to a dance club to pick up dudes. Guess the likelihood of any of those events.

By the way I do think this dress could look lovely on a younger woman and I am not implying that she would look like a stripper but I am 32. If I wore that out, I would TOTALLY look like a cougar.

http://photos-c.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v309/213/64/1174790626/n1174790626_95594_9561.jpg

I think they thought I would like the pink. Please note that the background is the dress. This more accurately captures the shiny sparkly silverness of the dress.
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
Lemon Grinner
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 4:16 PM Quote
Put it on and take pictures :D

edit: I don't think it's too hooker/stripper ish at all, just a bit shiny! You could be a sexy space lady in it!
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
weirdmom
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weirdmom Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 4:21 PM Quote
The people who saw it last night all agreed it's a bit...much. Like I said that's partly just my age.

But my friend has dared me to wear it to a club that is known to be a total cougar joint and I have of course agreed because I cannot resist her dares. So there will be pics in a few weeks. I am going to do it up right, don't you worry.
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
daytimeoyster
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daytimeoyster Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 4:32 PM Quote
nonono not at all
hooker wears mini skirt(mostly denim)and hot pants
BTW how old are the kids?
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
minnmess
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minnmess Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 4:33 PM Quote
maybe your husband encouraged them to pick out the mid thigh length dress, lol
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
weirdmom
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weirdmom Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 4:39 PM Quote
daytimeoyster wrote:
BTW how old are the kids?


They are 4&6
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
ricv64
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ricv64 Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 4:57 PM Quote
cougar joint ?

http://www.dfwheavymetal.com/Pictures/Bands/Texas_Hippie_Coalition.jpg


you're calling 32 old WTF ?
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
daytimeoyster
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daytimeoyster Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 4:58 PM Quote
well at least your kids and your husband think you are an hot mama
which is a very good thing
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
weirdmom
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weirdmom Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 5:23 PM Quote
ricv64 wrote:
you're calling 32 old WTF ?


old for wearing short shiny dresses! Not old for most other things.

I need Kayte to see this thread because perhaps another mother will see my point of view.
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
Darran
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Darran Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 5:26 PM Quote
It looks like someone has sprinkled a load of coke around the necklace.
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
dee
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dee Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 5:27 PM Quote
maybe they could get you this for christmas?http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.31468892.jpg
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
Monica
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Monica Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 5:29 PM Quote
Darran wrote:
It looks like someone has sprinkled a load of coke around the necklace.

Lol.
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
weirdmom
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weirdmom Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 5:53 PM Quote
Darran wrote:
It looks like someone has sprinkled a load of coke around the necklace.


LOL. You're right. That's just its shiny beautifulness though.
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
Eledh
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Eledh Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 6:07 PM Quote
It looks like a dress I gave my best friend for when he dress in drag. XD
LOL
Sorry hon, but your kids are AMAZING *_*
 
Re: My children think I am a hooker
moominbadger
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moominbadger Posted Sat 19 Jul, 2008 6:18 PM Quote
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!! Sorry, this made me laugh LOTS!!!! Teeheeeeeee!!! Love it!! And 32 really isn't that old!
 
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