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Trixi Posted Sun 19 Aug, 2007 2:08 AM |
I just got in from work, had a ten hours shift tonight and really felt crap about leaving my dog home alone all the time but what could I do? Anyway...when I got in I was confused not to hear a happy dog acclaiming "mami" at home *lol*.
Then I found a blackmail letter on the desk:
Warning! I kidnapped your dog!
I demand 200 € ransom or a fine cooked meal (as Spaghetti Bolognese) until tomorrow 1pm at my place!
NO POLICE or I'll feed him to death!
...looks like I have to make Spaghetti Bolognese for lunch tomorrow haha...I knew it would be useful one day to give her my spare keys ;-) |
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Meridith Posted Sun 19 Aug, 2007 2:18 AM |
Trixi wrote: I just got in from work, had a ten hours shift tonight and really felt crap about leaving my dog home alone all the time but what could I do? Anyway...when I got in I was confused not to hear a happy dog acclaiming "mami" at home *lol*.
Then I found a blackmail letter on the desk:
Warning! I kidnapped your dog!
I demand 200 € ransom or a fine cooked meal (as Spaghetti Bolognese) until tomorrow 1pm at my place!
NO POLICE or I'll feed him to death!
...looks like I have to make Spaghetti Bolognese for lunch tomorrow haha...I knew it would be useful one day to give her my spare keys ;-)
What a great sister! Of course, I would kidnap my sister's dog (if she had one) to get some spaghetti bonognese too! :) |
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champagnesupernova Posted Sun 19 Aug, 2007 2:42 AM |
Lol
She's bringing the "Godfather" family back, maybe? |
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Yulia Nox Posted Sun 19 Aug, 2007 3:17 AM |
hahaha xD
very creative :) |
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Eledh Posted Sun 19 Aug, 2007 3:22 AM |
Lol!
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lindsey22295 Posted Sun 19 Aug, 2007 7:36 AM |
Haha. That's a good idea.
*goes to kidnap friends dog*
I think I'll ask for brownies. |
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Ursina Posted Sun 19 Aug, 2007 11:07 AM |
hehehehehe great stuff ! wished I had a sis :-)
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AbsolutPurple Posted Sun 19 Aug, 2007 11:09 AM |
what else can you cook ?
lol |
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Sanne (nl) Posted Sun 19 Aug, 2007 3:14 PM |
you reckon it'll work with cats too?
(to kidnap, not to eat mind you!)
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 19 Aug, 2007 4:06 PM |
Sanne (nl) wrote: you reckon it'll work with cats too?
(to kidnap, not to eat mind you!)
The Forward to Boiling a Frog by Christopher Brookmyre...
Amphibians are poikilothermic: their body temperatures adapt automtically to changes in their enviroment, without their noticing, Theoretically, this means that if you were to put a frog into a pan of cold water, then turn up the heat gradually enough, you could cook the poor creature to death before it realised it was in danger.
NB: The title of this book is a metaphor, not a recipe. The author is in no way advocating or condoning the boiling of frogs. Not if there's a perfectly healthy cat available anyway.
Dubz
nemo me impune lacessit |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Sun 19 Aug, 2007 4:10 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote: Sanne (nl) wrote: you reckon it'll work with cats too?
(to kidnap, not to eat mind you!)
The Forward to Boiling a Frog by Christopher Brookmyre...
Amphibians are poikilothermic: their body temperatures adapt automtically to changes in their enviroment, without their noticing, Theoretically, this means that if you were to put a frog into a pan of cold water, then turn up the heat gradually enough, you could cook the poor creature to death before it realised it was in danger.
NB: The title of this book is a metaphor, not a recipe. The author is in no way advocating or condoning the boiling of frogs. Not if there's a perfectly healthy cat available anyway.
Dubz
nemo me impune lacessit
hahahaha ! frog legs taste like chicken anyway |
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Peewee Posted Mon 20 Aug, 2007 7:08 PM |
Hey Trixi,
Good to see ya here, haven't seen you about in ages! Hope yor well. Your sister is very smart if a little cunning! lol Nice one!
Wends x |
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goosey_84 Posted Mon 20 Aug, 2007 7:12 PM |
| LOL that's cool!! |
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