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Aída Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 5:48 AM |
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lindsey22295 Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 6:50 AM |
Lame science joke in 3....2....1....
A small piece of ice which lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the ice. The Bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through".
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la femme qui Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 7:09 AM |
A man walks into a bar. Ouch
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a boogy in it!
There are 10 types of people. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
I went to the Zoo the other day. They only had one dog on show. Nothing else. It was a shit zoo.
Q. What's green and has wheels?
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lindsey22295 Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 7:25 AM |
la femme qui wrote: A man walks into a bar. Ouch
HAHAHAHA. That is the best one ever. |
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Hanne Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 9:30 AM |
Q: Why are model trains and breasts alike?
A: They were made for children but daddy plays with them.
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Wolfy Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 12:38 PM |
weirdmom wrote: haz wrote: Wolfy wrote: This is translated by me from greek to english so, its my fault if you dont get it...
Q:What is white and makes strange sounds???
A:The radioactive yogurt.
that was all greek to me.
Haz I think your joke was better than his. : )
Thank you!!! |
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Aída Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 12:45 PM |
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MariaMak Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 1:09 PM |
Two sausages frying in a pan
One Screams 'AHHH!'
The other shouts 'Holy crap a talking sausage!'
Whats pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff
Whats blue and fluffy?
Pink fluff holding its breath
What do you call a person who doesn't like tractors?
An Extractor fan..
(2 REALLY stupid ones that always make me laugh..)
Whats orange and if it falls from the tree it could kill you?
A JCB (digger)
Whats white and if it falls from a tree it could kill you?
A fridge
I've loads of stoopid ones, just cant think of them
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Nell Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 1:10 PM |
hihi like the one with grass and the one with the 10 types :)
mine is one out of the theory of deconstrucion (destroying any sense)
Q: What's the difference between a chicken?
A: Both feet are simmilar to each other, especially the left one! |
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Hanne Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 2:28 PM |
Nell wrote:
hihi like the one with grass and the one with the 10 types :)
mine is one out of the theory of deconstrucion (destroying any sense)
Q: What's the difference between a chicken?
A: Both feet are simmilar to each other, especially the left one!
Reminds me of a nonsense joke my brother told me once.
Q: What's the difference between an elephant?
A: It neither wears a tie
It's not supposed to make sense, btw :o) |
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Aída Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 4:49 PM |
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Wolfy Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 4:55 PM |
Aída wrote: Wolfy wrote: weirdmom wrote: haz wrote: Wolfy wrote: This is translated by me from greek to english so, its my fault if you dont get it...
Q:What is white and makes strange sounds???
A:The radioactive yogurt.
that was all greek to me.
Haz I think your joke was better than his. : )
Thank you!!!
she said haz's joke is better than yours!
I understand english, dont worry...
And my answer is still:
Thank you!!! |
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Rammsfer Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 5:06 PM |
Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
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What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart. |
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Aída Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 5:10 PM |
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Lizzie b Posted Thu 15 Jan, 2009 7:17 PM |
This is one that my mom ALWAYS tells. It's not funny, but she loves it.
Patient: Doctor, every time I drink hot cocoa I get a sharp pain in my eye.
Doctor: Take the spoon out before you drink it. |
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