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Tracey982 Posted Thu 10 Jan, 2008 8:12 PM |
Rather amusing, and so true!
Billy Connolly's 13 things I hate bout people:
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking
floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?. Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say "life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?. If the bus came would I be standing here, Knob head?
10. People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really revolting - I always eat stuff I hate.
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
13. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you if you don't insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering..... It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you fucking McTosser |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Thu 10 Jan, 2008 8:17 PM |
| :D |
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moominbadger Posted Thu 10 Jan, 2008 8:21 PM |
| love it! :) |
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megg_inc Posted Thu 10 Jan, 2008 8:26 PM |
| lol, so true indeed! |
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Nikki Posted Thu 10 Jan, 2008 8:31 PM |
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question? Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
Opps...I'm guilty! My boyfriend says I do this to him all the time. He's always like "JUST ASK!!!" :/ |
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Eledh Posted Thu 10 Jan, 2008 8:42 PM |
Nikki wrote: 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question? Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
Opps...I'm guilty! My boyfriend says I do this to him all the time. He's always like "JUST ASK!!!" :/
I always answer like your boyfriend when people ask me a question like that XD
So yes, I'm a little bitchy XD
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I Came in Through the Bathroom Window Posted Thu 10 Jan, 2008 8:42 PM |
Nikki wrote: 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question? Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
Opps...I'm guilty! My boyfriend says I do this to him all the time. He's always like "JUST ASK!!!" :/
Haha, I do that too *blushes* |
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Yulia Nox Posted Thu 10 Jan, 2008 8:47 PM |
Tracey982 wrote:
12. People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need.
hahaha xD
I do that sometimes :P xD!! |
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lindsey22295 Posted Thu 10 Jan, 2008 8:54 PM |
| Haha that was entertaining. |
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 10:33 AM |
| Anyone dumb enough to do no.6 is always met with a NO from me. |
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varz Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 3:13 PM |
| i love billy connelly! what a legend! |
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spid Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 3:45 PM |
varz wrote: i love billy connelly! what a legend!
Me too - he cracks me up -especially when his beard is purple! It just makes him extra funny. I have been known to have to take an extra toilet break during his performances i've been laughing so hard. Oh, that's probably no. 12! Opps |
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Moray Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 4:13 PM |
| I remember being in stitches at a routine he used to do about Wilderbeast and Zebras in the Serengeti, and none of them knowing what they were, since there aren't any mirrors? |
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Tracey982 Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 5:45 PM |
MoraySwan wrote: I remember being in stitches at a routine he used to do about Wilderbeast and Zebras in the Serengeti, and none of them knowing what they were, since there aren't any mirrors?
I think I remember which one you mean, so funny :) |
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Sanne (nl) Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:32 PM |
| Connelly rules!! |
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