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Where the feckin' feck are my feckin keys ??
Scottish Dubliner
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 3:24 PM Quote

I had them when I came home, I couldn't have gotten in without them!!!

So which parallel dimension have they fecked off into??

Buggery feck!!!!

Dubz
 
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audrey
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audrey Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 3:41 PM Quote
aahahha the ultimate frustration.
 
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ricv64
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ricv64 Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 3:43 PM Quote
look in your hand yet ?
 
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Turtleneck
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Turtleneck Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 3:45 PM Quote
Did you leave them in the lock? I did that once. Okay, several times. Actually when I can't find my keys, the first place I look now is in the door.
 
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Lemon Grinner
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 3:47 PM Quote
In the Sink! Mine often end up there.
 
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ricv64
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ricv64 Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 3:48 PM Quote
are you sure you're in your own home ?
 
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AbsolutPurple
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AbsolutPurple Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 3:51 PM Quote
have you looked in your coat pocket ?
 
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Scottish Dubliner
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 4:09 PM Quote

I've looked almost everywhere...

I'm guessing they are gonna be in the toaster or my soes or something, like when I came home last night I thought "I know I'll put them here they'll be well safe and I'll never forget!!" Arsehole that I am. Mind you it was the Client Xmas Drinks on Thursday night, loads of celebs and politicos I was working all night and had to be at work at 7am the following day, but there was a free full bar for the whole evening!!

Dubz
 
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Edel
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Edel Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 4:15 PM Quote
Maybe theyre in the fridge where the beers are?
 
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Moray
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Moray Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 4:18 PM Quote
I usually find them somewhere round the couch where i've had my chip supper when i got in.
 
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Scottish Dubliner
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 4:21 PM Quote
Edel wrote:
Maybe theyre in the fridge where the beers are?


Already checked the fridge even tho I didn't have any more drink once I got home. but thanks

Dubz
 
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Lemon Grinner
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 4:38 PM Quote
How bout in the wash?
 
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Scottish Dubliner
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 4:44 PM Quote
Lemon Grinner wrote:
How bout in the wash?


Checked that too, and the shower... bugger!! they better turn up they have my work keys too, Feck!!!

Dubz



 
Re: Where the feckin' feck are my feckin keys ??
pixiedixie
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pixiedixie Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 4:51 PM Quote
Inside the refrigerator? Wouldn´t be unusual...

Also, look for holes in your coat´s pockets, maybe the keys ended up inside the coat´s lining. It happened to me once.
 
Re: Where the feckin' feck are my feckin keys ??
Moray
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Moray Posted Sat 08 Dec, 2007 4:55 PM Quote
in the bin or in your shoes?
 
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