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weirdmom Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 2:38 AM |
ashleyb wrote: weirdmominaustin wrote: I was asking about the friends to see if there was a more natural way to see him- like a party or something. If not, then I think you'll just have to invite him somewhere. If you don't see him ever anyway, it's not like it will be so horrible if he says no.
And, once you're having coffee or whatever, a surefire way to get him interested is to flash him.
That always worked for me.
lol!
Did you think I was kidding?!?! How do you think I snagged me a husband?!?!
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mozman68 Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 2:42 AM |
| For Christ sake, your a girl...just offer sexual favors and your in....girls have it so easy.... |
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ashleyb Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 2:48 AM |
weirdmominaustin wrote: ashleyb wrote: weirdmominaustin wrote: I was asking about the friends to see if there was a more natural way to see him- like a party or something. If not, then I think you'll just have to invite him somewhere. If you don't see him ever anyway, it's not like it will be so horrible if he says no.
And, once you're having coffee or whatever, a surefire way to get him interested is to flash him.
That always worked for me.
lol!
Did you think I was kidding?!?! How do you think I snagged me a husband?!?!
; )
Ah! So that's what I need to be doing? Why didn't you say so sooner?! |
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weirdmom Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 2:52 AM |
ashleyb wrote: Ah! So that's what I need to be doing? Why didn't you say so sooner?!
Forget all this "be yourself", "show your inner beauty" crap. Show your breasts. They'll propose marriage within the hour. Guys really respect breasts.
behold the power of the ta-tas |
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ashleyb Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 3:00 AM |
weirdmominaustin wrote: ashleyb wrote: Ah! So that's what I need to be doing? Why didn't you say so sooner?!
Forget all this "be yourself", "show your inner beauty" crap. Show your breasts. They'll propose marriage within the hour. Guys really respect breasts.
behold the power of the ta-tas
Lovely reading material, that was. haha, don't quite know how to respond :) |
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weirdmom Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 3:02 AM |
ashleyb wrote: Lovely reading material, that was. haha, don't quite know how to respond :)
I am half completely amused by his essay and half disturbed by the amount of energy he put into composing it. |
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nats Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 3:06 AM |
ashleyb wrote: weirdmominaustin wrote: ashleyb wrote: Ah! So that's what I need to be doing? Why didn't you say so sooner?!
Forget all this "be yourself", "show your inner beauty" crap. Show your breasts. They'll propose marriage within the hour. Guys really respect breasts.
behold the power of the ta-tas
Lovely reading material, that was. haha, don't quite know how to respond :)
i didn´t know what to say either... but its funny... all this love for "happy breasts"
its all about attitude!
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ashleyb Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 3:07 AM |
weirdmominaustin wrote: ashleyb wrote: Lovely reading material, that was. haha, don't quite know how to respond :)
I am half completely amused by his essay and half disturbed by the amount of energy he put into composing it.
yeah, exactly. It's quite ridiculous and amusing, yet rather alarming. Well, anyway weirdmominaustin, it's been lovely chatting with you, but I think I should try and get some sleep. I won't forget your advice ;) g'night! |
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weirdmom Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 3:53 AM |
ashleyb wrote: I won't forget your advice ;) g'night!
Good night! And please take my advice and throw it in the rubbish bin along with any copies of "From Justin to Kelly" and/or any CDs by Lydnsey Lohan. |
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ElspethOllie Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 4:00 AM |
| Hahaha. That needs to be on a t-shirt... oh wait... it was. Abercrombie got sued not too long ago they had a t-shirt that said, "Who needs brains when you have these." I think they got nailed pretty hard for that... |
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weirdmom Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 4:11 AM |
I just saw in a magazine (maybe Newsweek?) an article about some ladies who made a T-shirt to raise money for breast cancer. It says "Save 2nd base" and has two baseballs strategically placed.
Abs, sorry for turing your thread into a mammary fest. |
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nats Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 4:14 AM |
ricv64 wrote: Esteban wrote: Grow a pair of balls and ask them out for a coffee.
best line in the thread , plus the most correct .
good advice i think |
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Sanne (nl) Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 7:15 AM |
mozman68 wrote: For Christ sake, your a girl...just offer sexual favors and your in....girls have it so easy....
eh...and men couldn't do that???? I am confused 0_0
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ricv64 Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 2:12 PM |
weirdmominaustin wrote:
Abs, sorry for turing your thread into a mammary fest.
BUMP ! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Wed 05 Sep, 2007 2:17 PM |
ashleyb wrote: weirdmominaustin wrote: ashleyb wrote: weirdmominaustin wrote: I was asking about the friends to see if there was a more natural way to see him- like a party or something. If not, then I think you'll just have to invite him somewhere. If you don't see him ever anyway, it's not like it will be so horrible if he says no.
And, once you're having coffee or whatever, a surefire way to get him interested is to flash him.
That always worked for me.
lol!
Did you think I was kidding?!?! How do you think I snagged me a husband?!?!
; )
Ah! So that's what I need to be doing? Why didn't you say so sooner?!
Thank you Mommy ! Dating Crash Course i call it.
He won't like it.
Well, i tested him to see how is doing - will keep you posted on any further development.
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