So you think your life is bad... Just think how bad the life of an egg is...
1 You only get laid once
2 You only get eaten once
3 It takes 4 minutes to get hard
4 2 minutes to get soft
5 You have to share a box with 11 other guys
6 And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother
So you think your life is bad... Just think how bad the life of an egg is...
1 You only get laid once
2 You only get eaten once
3 It takes 4 minutes to get hard
4 2 minutes to get soft
5 You have to share a box with 11 other guys
6 And the only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother
Now don't you feel better?
Hahaha...though why an egg?
And also:
1) Most humans as far as I know (if not all) only get born once...neglecting the whole life after death business.
2) If we were eaten, there would only be one opportunity? Right?
5) During rush hour...if you are commuting, you have to share a box (train or tube) with other randomers...certainly more than 11. On this point, I feel not a bit of sympathy for the egg ;)
Apart from that...I agree, it sucks to be an egg...humans are far more flexible :)...for one thing, we are not so easily squished!
