Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
> Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and
>get me slippers?"
> "No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
>stunning 19 year old twin daughters sat on their beds .
>"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
>"Fook off you liar!".
>"I'll prove it," Murphy says.
>So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
>
>"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
