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mili Posted Thu 21 Oct, 2010 5:07 PM |
Some reasons:
http://theforexmom.com/why-teachers-drink/?ref=nf |
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Turtleneck Posted Thu 21 Oct, 2010 5:12 PM |
Excellent! My favorite was "find X." But all very clever.
I was surprised one day when my dad took me out to lunch (I was in my first or second year of college at the time) and we went to kind of a bar place that also serves burgers (more bar than grill, though) and the place was packed with teachers from my high school. |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Thu 21 Oct, 2010 5:31 PM |
They even have their own whisky !!!
I could murder a wee hauf right now.
Dubz |
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minnmess Posted Thu 21 Oct, 2010 5:42 PM |
I like the good vibrations one.
I have a bunch more of these saved in an email, but it wont let me post them in a normal readable size. |
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mili Posted Thu 21 Oct, 2010 5:52 PM |
| My daughter reported getting half a point in a Swedish test by writing "Jag vet inte", that means "I don't know". |
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Peewee Posted Fri 22 Oct, 2010 9:20 AM |
| Oh this made me giggle soooooo much! Thankyou :-) v v funny! Keep them coming! |
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I Came in Through the Bathroom Window Posted Fri 22 Oct, 2010 8:12 PM |
LOL! Love them!!!
The one of the early Romans' greatest achievements is so true. xD |
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mili Posted Thu 28 Oct, 2010 9:49 AM |
Found this from my archives
Children’s Science Exam Answers
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and Nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the
sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g. abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity.
The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal
cavity contains the five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does “varicose” mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term “Caesarean Section.”
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
Q: What does the word “ benign” mean?’
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight. |
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