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Turtleneck Posted Mon 26 Apr, 2010 3:36 PM |
"A handful of raisins is like a bunch of smiles in your mouth."
I don't like that one either. After I get my advice column in the Oakland Press, my next job is going to be raisin box slogan writer.
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minnmess Posted Mon 26 Apr, 2010 3:41 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: "A handful of raisins is like a bunch of smiles in your mouth."
A handful of raisins is like a punch to the face! bleck! |
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weirdmom Posted Mon 26 Apr, 2010 4:29 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: "A handful of raisins is like a bunch of smiles in your mouth."
Ugh that is awful.
Biting into a chocolate chip cookie and realizing those aren't chocolate chips but instead are raisins always ruins my day. I like raisins OK by themselves but when they masquerade as chocolate chips I really want to punch them in their squishy little faces.
Here is another saying:
Kids, when an adult says "nothing will change" they are lying. |
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Turtleneck Posted Mon 26 Apr, 2010 4:44 PM |
weirdmom wrote:
Biting into a chocolate chip cookie and realizing those aren't chocolate chips but instead are raisins always ruins my day. I like raisins OK by themselves but when they masquerade as chocolate chips I really want to punch them in their squishy little faces.
That happened to me on Friday. I was tricked. |
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I Came in Through the Bathroom Window Posted Mon 26 Apr, 2010 5:30 PM |
weirdmom wrote:
Here is another saying:
Kids, when an adult says "nothing will change" they are lying.
Great one. |
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AbsGinger Posted Mon 26 Apr, 2010 7:03 PM |
| MOUHAHAHAHA ! |
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AbsGinger Posted Mon 26 Apr, 2010 7:06 PM |
weirdmom wrote: Celestial Seasonings tea has little sayings. Not really fortunes but more sayings.
But yeah, that seems a tad weird for a food that is most often consumed by children.
Some more suggestions:
Your pets will all die
No one likes their job all the time
Christmas becomes more and more depressing over time
Beware of catholic priests |
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Meridith Posted Mon 26 Apr, 2010 7:12 PM |
weirdmom wrote: Turtleneck wrote: "A handful of raisins is like a bunch of smiles in your mouth."
Ugh that is awful.
Biting into a chocolate chip cookie and realizing those aren't chocolate chips but instead are raisins always ruins my day. I like raisins OK by themselves but when they masquerade as chocolate chips I really want to punch them in their squishy little faces.
I agree, that's bad! It also really makes me mad when raisins are put in cinnamon rolls. What a stupid way to ruin a perfectly yummy treat.
Here's a saying...Wherever you go, there you are.
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weirdmom Posted Mon 26 Apr, 2010 7:22 PM |
Meridith wrote: I agree, that's bad! It also really makes me mad when raisins are put in cinnamon rolls. What a stupid way to ruin a perfectly yummy treat.
I agree. If someone makes them homemade and puts raisins in them I really question that person's judgement. |
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Turtleneck Posted Mon 26 Apr, 2010 7:27 PM |
weirdmom wrote: Meridith wrote: I agree, that's bad! It also really makes me mad when raisins are put in cinnamon rolls. What a stupid way to ruin a perfectly yummy treat.
I agree. If someone makes them homemade and puts raisins in them I really question that person's judgement.
Totally. They're an interruption to the yum. |
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hennypenny Posted Mon 26 Apr, 2010 10:01 PM |
| All of you are crazy. My favorite kind of cookie is oatmeal raisin:/ |
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Turtleneck Posted Mon 26 Apr, 2010 10:17 PM |
hennypenny wrote: All of you are crazy. My favorite kind of cookie is oatmeal raisin:/
Oatmeal doesn't belong in a cookie either. |
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minnmess Posted Tue 27 Apr, 2010 12:50 AM |
Turtleneck wrote: hennypenny wrote: All of you are crazy. My favorite kind of cookie is oatmeal raisin:/
Oatmeal doesn't belong in a cookie either.
oatmeal cookies are DELISH.
Oatmeal raisin cookies cause me to spend 10 minutes picking the raisins out! |
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ricv64 Posted Tue 27 Apr, 2010 1:14 AM |
Turtleneck wrote: hennypenny wrote: All of you are crazy. My favorite kind of cookie is oatmeal raisin:/
Oatmeal doesn't belong in a cookie either.
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