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Turtleneck Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 9:17 PM |
Google your name with the word needs after it. Post the first 10 so we can all see what you need.
Since my name is uncommon I had to search Yahoo and Google.
1. Kayte needs...a shave. (What the?? How do they know?)
2. Kayte needs...a cold shower.
3. Kayte needs...to come visit me
4. Kayte needs...Botox. (Oh, come on!!!)
5. Kayte needs...to have a little more respect for people.
6. Kayte needs...a new job that involves Planning/Organizing/Attention to detail.
7. Kayte isn't 28 years old anymore, so she can't audition for American Idol. (Dangit!!)
8. Kayte needs...a photo to post.
9. Kayte is doing great (and has grown up to be quite the beautiful little lady). (Blushes, well, thank you!)
10. Kayte has always been in tune with the emotional needs of her audience.
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mili Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 9:28 PM |
Well, my name seems to mean different things.
1. Mili needs to get a job
2. Mili needs help
3. Mili needs to know about this site
4. Mili has a dynamic and broad brand portfolio and architecture that is responsive to the busy lifestyle and constantly changing cooking needs of today's consumers.
5. All librarians need good instructional skills to effectively teach their ... Welcome and Evolution of PREMIER to MILI.
6. Up in the servants' quarters, Braulio tells Mili he needs to take her clothes and burn them.
7. i need this mili nagma ae rah e haq k shedooon wafa ki tasweron tumhe watan ki hawain salam kehti hain. (WTF???)
8. There is no need to remove the MiLi battery from the iPhone when synching with iTunes.
9. Mili needs criteria to select such a list from the general AIHA membership.
10. Mili works spontaneously and trusts her guidance to deliver what the sitter needs.
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hennypenny Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 9:29 PM |
1 Lindsay needs....some food
2.Lindsay needs....a bra
3.Lindsay needs....love
4.Lindsay needs....help
5.Lindsay is just not that into you
6.Lindsay needs....a new booze sponsor for her birthday bash
7.Lindsay needs....a driver
8.Lindsay needs....new medication
9.Lindsay needs....a drink
10.Lindsay needs...to stop wearing fur
Look what happens when you share your name with people like Lindsay Lohan! |
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Nell Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 9:31 PM |
hehe
1. Nora needs to tell other stories
2. Nora needs to work on her act
3. Nora needs: "Forever Home"
4. Nora needs new home (again..where?.who would take me? :))
5. Nora needs to get a life (haha again? :))
6. Nora nees time to get a perfect wedding dress done (ok when is the date set, and who's the man on my side?)
7. Nora needs higher rating
8. Nora needs to put her foot down. (Wtf?)
9. Nora needs to grow up. (yeah..right)
10.NORA needs the City Council or perhaps the Legislature to clarify rules before NORA can use the power. (I got the power!!!)
So: I need to grow up, get my food done, find a permanent place to live, ask the city council for permission, find new stories to tell and work on my act - all before my wedding dress (which is perfect) is done - so I won't miss my wedding....:) cool...and I though i was in trouble at college :) |
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Nell Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 9:34 PM |
Haha Lindsay...
Shall I help you with the medication? I can also mix you some good drinks ;)...wouldn't mix both though :) |
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weirdmom Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 9:44 PM |
hennypenny wrote: Look what happens when you share your name with people like Lindsay Lohan!
She totally ruined your name. My condolences. |
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Meridith Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 9:53 PM |
1. Meridith needs to mind her own business.
2. Meridith needs her share of rain.
3. Meridith needs a shrink.
4. Meridith needs to get over herself.
5. Meridith needs written and oral communication skills.
6. Meridith needs some historical perspective.
7. Meridith needs 282 more points to cash out!
8. Meridith needs Resources for Gifted Children with Special Needs.
9. Meridith needs a makeover.
10. Meridith needs to work out the rest of her fears and learn to be happy!
Wow, I need some help!
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weirdmom Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 9:55 PM |
1. Anne needs to win sexiest veg! (meaning vegetarian)
2. Anne needs to retire.
3. Anne needs no man.
4. Anne needs no enhancement.
5. Anne needs a good spanking.
6. Anne needs your support.
7. Anne needs a job.
8. Anne needs a jobby job.
9. Anne needs a group of at least 6 people.
10. Anne needs to humble herself. <-- that is about Anne Coulter. |
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hennypenny Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 10:04 PM |
weirdmom wrote: 1. Anne needs to win sexiest veg! (meaning vegetarian)
2. Anne needs to retire.
3. Anne needs no man.
4. Anne needs no enhancement.
5. Anne needs a good spanking.
6. Anne needs your support.
7. Anne needs a job.
8. Anne needs a jobby job.
9. Anne needs a group of at least 6 people.
10. Anne needs to humble herself. <-- that is about Anne Coulter.
LOL at #5! |
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Turtleneck Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 10:04 PM |
| Huh, all us girls need total makeovers except for Anne, who needs no enhancement. Must be nice! |
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Meridith Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 10:06 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: Huh, all us girls need total makeovers except for Anne, who needs no enhancement. Must be nice!
Have you not seen her in her sparkly dress and awesome make-up? Anne is totally hawt. |
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Nikki Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 10:17 PM |
1. Nikki Needs Your HELP!
2. Nikki needs a bath
3. Nikki Needs a Home
4. Nikki needs someone like Pete
5. Nikki needs... Friends
6. Nikki needs more room
7. Nikki Needs To Get Over It
8. Nikki needs our prayers
9. Nikki needs You first in her life
10. Nikki needs to use less Hairspray
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Nikki Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 10:23 PM |
weirdmom wrote:
4. Anne needs no enhancement.
5. Anne needs a good spanking.
LMAO! Even your random list involves boobs and filth. |
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weirdmom Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 10:30 PM |
Nikki wrote: weirdmom wrote:
4. Anne needs no enhancement.
5. Anne needs a good spanking.
LMAO! Even your random list involves boobs and filth.
I know! It's very telling.
If any of y'all need a makeover I'm happy to send my dress and blue eye shadow your way. You'll be a big hit* - guaranteed.
* with perverts |
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DAKOTA Posted Wed 25 Feb, 2009 10:37 PM |
1. Michelle Needs Your Help
2. Michelle Needs Constant Proof of Love
3. Michelle Needs 2 pee
4. Michelle Needs to exercise her right to shut the fuck up.
5. Michelle needs new hairstylist (the last one told me to shut the fuck up apparently ;) )
6. Michelle Needs to be more careful with her voodoo
7. Michelle Needs a family that will be patient, consistent, kind, loving.
8. Michelle Needs Attention
9. Michelle Needs to take photography and graphics classes
10. How Do you say Michelle Needs to go poop in different languages. |
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