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the ohh so romantic Scots !
Ursina
Posts: 1979		 Ursina Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 10:11 AM Quote
Who said Scots Romance is dead! Ads from the lonely hearts column...
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> Grossly overweight Buckie turf-cutter, 42 years old and 23 stone, Gemini, seeks nimble sexpot, preferably South American,for tango sessions, candlelit dinners and humid nights of screaming passion. Must have own car and be willing to travel. Box 09/08 Aberdeen
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> Man, 50, in desperate need of a ride. Anything considered. Box 06/03
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> Heavy drinker,35, Glasgow area, seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in pints, fags, Celtic football club and starting scraps on Sauchiehall Street at three in the morning. Box 73/82 .
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> Bitter, disillusioned Dundonian lately rejected by longtime fiancée seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still exists in this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches. Box /41
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> Ginger-haired Paisley troublemaker, gets slit-eyed and shirty after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes, maybe more Box 84/87
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> Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential Box 12/32
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> Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 3/45
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> Bad-tempered, foul-mouthed old b*****d living in a damp cottage in the a*** end of Orkney seeks attractive 21-year old blonde lady with big chest. Box 40/27
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> Devil-worshiper, Stirling area, seeks like-minded lady for wining and dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks and slaughtering dogs in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.Box 52/07
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> Attractive brunette, Maryhill area, winner of Miss Wrangler competition at Frampton's Nightclub, Maryhill, in September 1978, seeks nostalgic man who's not afraid to cry, for long nights spent comfort-drinking and listening to old Abba records. Please, Please! Box 30/41
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> Govan man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for the night of February 27 between 8pm and 11.30pm
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:-D
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
Digsy
Posts: 82		 Digsy Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 10:18 AM Quote
oh my... *laughs* :D
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
physke
Posts: 258		 physke Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 10:27 AM Quote
Ursina wrote:
Chartered accountant, 42, seeks female for marriage. Duties will include cooking, light cleaning and accompanying me to office social functions. References required. No timewasters. Box 3/45


References required??? LMAO!
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
AbsGinger
Posts: 2003		 AbsGinger Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 12:31 PM Quote
Where's your ad Sina ?
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
sebnemy
Posts: 231		 sebnemy Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 12:33 PM Quote
C'mon. These cannot be real...
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
AbsGinger
Posts: 2003		 AbsGinger Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 12:37 PM Quote
Artistic Edinburgh woman, 53, petite, loves rainy walks on the beach, writing poetry, unusual sea-shells and interesting brown rice dishes, seeks mystic dreamer for companionship, back rubs and more as we bounce along like little tumbling clouds on life's beautiful crazy journey. Strong stomach essential Box 12/32

LMAO
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
physke
Posts: 258		 physke Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 1:10 PM Quote
sebnemy wrote:
C'mon. These cannot be real...


C'mon, these can be real! Think the programs on TV, people are looking for spouses! (Esra Erol'la desti izdivac - people are telling their expectations from marriage and other people call and tell "I want to marry you" in the show)
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
Moray
Posts: 1918		 Moray Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 1:42 PM Quote
I think Gladly is one of them. I wont say which though. hahahaha Only kidding!
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
AbsGinger
Posts: 2003		 AbsGinger Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 1:55 PM Quote
Moray wrote:
I think Gladly is one of them. I wont say which though. hahahaha Only kidding!

LMAO
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
AbsGinger
Posts: 2003		 AbsGinger Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 2:04 PM Quote
Mine would be as follows :

30++ french woman with red hair is looking for Leonard Cohen lookalike.
Lots of dough is a must.

EDIT : Must be able to cook and shut up when i'm annoyed.
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
physke
Posts: 258		 physke Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 2:11 PM Quote
22 year old turkish (architect) woman looking for a handsome architect to cooperate. civil engineers are also welcome...

:)
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
AbsGinger
Posts: 2003		 AbsGinger Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 2:12 PM Quote
physke wrote:
22 year old turkish (architect) woman looking for a handsome architect to cooperate. civil engineers are also welcome...

:)

does he have to be a Travis fan too ?
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
physke
Posts: 258		 physke Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 2:15 PM Quote
AbsGinger wrote:
physke wrote:
22 year old turkish (architect) woman looking for a handsome architect to cooperate. civil engineers are also welcome...

:)

does he have to be a Travis fan too ?


well, that would be a pro, but it's not a must:)
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
Esteban
Posts: 2578		 Esteban Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 8:27 PM Quote
Is 30++ the French word for the English phrase 'late 40's' then?
 
Re: the ohh so romantic Scots !
AbsGinger
Posts: 2003		 AbsGinger Posted Thu 21 Aug, 2008 8:29 PM Quote
Esteban wrote:
Is 30++ the French word for the English phrase 'late 40's' then?

It is not and anyway 50 is the new 30 so basically i'm still a teenager !
LOL
 
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