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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 02 Aug, 2008 10:58 PM |
AM A WEE bit pissed but mock da week is on da telli son it aijnt aall badd.
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Kristy Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 10:47 AM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote: AM A WEE bit pissed but mock da week is on da telli son it aijnt aall badd.
Duubz
How's the hangover?
Who was the fella on this week - sat next to Hugh (not Frankie - t'other one)? He gives me the creeps.
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 1:13 PM |
Kristy wrote: Scottish Dubliner wrote: AM A WEE bit pissed but mock da week is on da telli son it aijnt aall badd.
Duubz
How's the hangover?
Who was the fella on this week - sat next to Hugh (not Frankie - t'other one)? He gives me the creeps.
Hangover isn't too bad...
That weirdo is Micheal McIntyre, He is desperately unfunny, pops up on all these things now and again...
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Kristy Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 2:18 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote:
Hangover isn't too bad...
That weirdo is Micheal McIntyre, He is desperately unfunny, pops up on all these things now and again...
Dubz
Urgh, makes me shiver just thinking about him! He's in the same league as Jimmy "mr smarmy" Carr - absolutely loathe that man.
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 3:06 PM |
I don't get Jimmy Carr, sure some of what he says is quite amusing but most of it is just arrogant, patronizing, elitist crap. Unlike most comedians who put on that "persona" for a character I reckon the smary, self important w*nk is actually like that.
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Kristy Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 3:14 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote:
I don't get Jimmy Carr, sure some of what he says is quite amusing but most of it is just arrogant, patronizing, elitist crap. Unlike most comedians who put on that "persona" for a character I reckon the smary, self important w*nk is actually like that.
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I'd love to put some laxatives in his coffee. Now that would make me laugh.
Speaking of Carr, Alan Carr isn't much better - he's got a face you'd just love to slap.
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 3:25 PM |
Kristy wrote: Scottish Dubliner wrote:
I don't get Jimmy Carr, sure some of what he says is quite amusing but most of it is just arrogant, patronizing, elitist crap. Unlike most comedians who put on that "persona" for a character I reckon the smary, self important w*nk is actually like that.
Dubz
I'd love to put some laxatives in his coffee. Now that would make me laugh.
Speaking of Carr, Alan Carr isn't much better - he's got a face you'd just love to slap.
Alan Carr really does my f*ckin' box in!!
Why is it ok to have a filthy mind and say these things only when you are gay ??? Roy Chubby Brown, Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning (who btw are all sh!t) say it they are just disgusting men but when you are gay you get carte blanche ???
Julian Clary and that Graham Norton (who was quite funny in Father Ted) are also guilty of the above.
Plus what gives Alan Carr the right to call Atomic Kitten "skanky mingers" when he's obviously just a wee poof who is flavour of the month himself ???
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Kristy Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 3:30 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote:
Alan Carr really does my f*ckin' box in!!
Why is it ok to have a filthy mind and say these things only when you are gay ??? Roy Chubby Brown, Jim Davidson or Bernard Manning (who btw are all sh!t) say it they are just disgusting men but when you are gay you get carte blanche ???
Julian Clary and that Graham Norton (who was quite funny in Father Ted) are also guilty of the above.
Plus what gives Alan Carr the right to call Atomic Kitten "skanky mingers" when he's obviously just a wee poof who is flavour of the month himself ???
Dubz
You don't like him, then? :P
Graham Norton is quite funny sometimes, with off-the-cuff remarks but he reminds me of a garden gnome ... no idea why ..
The one man who is guaranteed to wind me up is Jonathan Ross. I start seething just by typing his name! He's a tosser.
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 3:35 PM |
Kristy wrote:
You don't like him, then? :P
Graham Norton is quite funny sometimes, with off-the-cuff remarks but he reminds me of a garden gnome ... no idea why ..
The one man who is guaranteed to wind me up is Jonathan Ross. I start seething just by typing his name! He's a tosser.
The thing that annoys me about Ross is the fact that he is actually quite intelligent when it comes to Film, Comics and Music etc. but that chat show of his is absolutely cringeworthy, it's as if the BBC said "here Jono, here's a sackload of dosh go and make an absolute cnut of yourself and your guests and we'll film the resulting trainwreck". You can actually see how uncomfortable some of the guests are made to feel. btw Russel Brand is a f*cking another one!!!
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Kristy Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 3:42 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote:
The thing that annoys me about Ross is the fact that he is actually quite intelligent when it comes to Film, Comics and Music etc. but that chat show of his is absolutely cringeworthy, it's as if the BBC said "here Jono, here's a sackload of dosh go and make an absolute cnut of yourself and your guests and we'll film the resulting trainwreck". You can actually see how uncomfortable some of the guests are made to feel. btw Russel Brand is a f*cking another one!!!
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Ross + intelligent in the same sentence? Hmm ... I simply can't get over the fact that he's a tosser. Anything with him on has me reaching for the 'off' switch.
Russell Brand ... aarrghh! What freakin' planet is that man on?! It's very disturbing that a surprising number of women find him attractive.
They all need an appointment at Specsavers.
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 4:07 PM |
Kristy wrote:
Ross + intelligent in the same sentence? Hmm ... I simply can't get over the fact that he's a tosser. Anything with him on has me reaching for the 'off' switch.
Russell Brand ... aarrghh! What freakin' planet is that man on?! It's very disturbing that a surprising number of women find him attractive.
They all need an appointment at Specsavers.
Yeah seems to be the done thing these days, arroant cheeky bastards, whatever hapened to the likes of Parkinson??
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Kristy Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 4:12 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote: Kristy wrote:
Ross + intelligent in the same sentence? Hmm ... I simply can't get over the fact that he's a tosser. Anything with him on has me reaching for the 'off' switch.
Russell Brand ... aarrghh! What freakin' planet is that man on?! It's very disturbing that a surprising number of women find him attractive.
They all need an appointment at Specsavers.
Yeah seems to be the done thing these days, arroant cheeky bastards, whatever hapened to the likes of Parkinson??
Dubz
Don't really like him either .. beginning to wonder if I do like any chat show/comedian type people!
Paul Merton, he's alright.
Jack Dee's dry humour is quite funny sometimes - always looks like he's dying on his arse on stage though.
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 4:15 PM |
Kristy wrote:
Don't really like him either .. beginning to wonder if I do like any chat show/comedian type people!
Paul Merton, he's alright.
Jack Dee's dry humour is quite funny sometimes - always looks like he's dying on his arse on stage though.
I used to love Jack Dee when he was pure "dead-pan" but he's sorta mellowed in his old age but I gotta agree he is a funny fecker.
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Kristy Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 4:23 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote: Kristy wrote:
Don't really like him either .. beginning to wonder if I do like any chat show/comedian type people!
Paul Merton, he's alright.
Jack Dee's dry humour is quite funny sometimes - always looks like he's dying on his arse on stage though.
I used to love Jack Dee when he was pure "dead-pan" but he's sorta mellowed in his old age but I gotta agree he is a funny fecker.
Dubz
Has Jimmy Carr modelled himself on Jack Dee? I only just realised the similarities with the dead-pan routine. Dee is the king of dead-pan, no one else comes close. Not even David Brent (another one who I don't quite 'get').
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 03 Aug, 2008 4:29 PM |
Kristy wrote: Scottish Dubliner wrote: Kristy wrote:
Don't really like him either .. beginning to wonder if I do like any chat show/comedian type people!
Paul Merton, he's alright.
Jack Dee's dry humour is quite funny sometimes - always looks like he's dying on his arse on stage though.
I used to love Jack Dee when he was pure "dead-pan" but he's sorta mellowed in his old age but I gotta agree he is a funny fecker.
Dubz
Has Jimmy Carr modelled himself on Jack Dee? I only just realised the similarities with the dead-pan routine. Dee is the king of dead-pan, no one else comes close. Not even David Brent (another one who I don't quite 'get').
I've watched a couple of episodes of the office now that the hype has died down and they are not bad but I think the problem is that David Brent does exist in probably most offices these days, I know it's supposed to be based on real life but to me comedy is escapism and Brent is to close to the bone, yeah he's funny and the butt of everyone's jokes but I don't think it would be that funny if you actually had to work with the useless fucker.
Gervais was brilliant on the 11 O'clock Show but he really should have stayed there. He's the perfect example of what happens when people start believing their own hype.
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