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How to find 'inner peace'
Esteban
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Esteban Posted Tue 29 Jul, 2008 10:41 AM Quote
I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me today, and we all could probably use more calm in our lives.

Some doctor on telly this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished and, before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of shhhardonay, a bodle of Baileys, a butle of vocka, a pockage of Prunglies, tha mainder of bot Prozic and Valum scriptins, the res of the Chesescke an a box a choclets.

Yu haf no idr how fkin gud I fel.
 
Re: How to find 'inner peace'
physke
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physke Posted Tue 29 Jul, 2008 10:50 AM Quote
esteban, you should definetely check for the dessert left @kitchen to reach the nirvana!
 
Re: How to find 'inner peace'
spid
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spid Posted Tue 29 Jul, 2008 12:40 PM Quote
brilliant - off to try it now!
 
Re: How to find 'inner peace'
Lafkadio
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Lafkadio Posted Tue 29 Jul, 2008 12:45 PM Quote
Hehehe.
Inner peace in exchange for physical beauty!
Great fun guys.
 
Re: How to find 'inner peace'
AbsGinger
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AbsGinger Posted Tue 29 Jul, 2008 12:51 PM Quote
Brilliant idea ! Thanks.
 
Re: How to find 'inner peace'
Peewee
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Peewee Posted Tue 29 Jul, 2008 1:32 PM Quote
Excellant, if you actually had all that in your house! lol
 
Re: How to find 'inner peace'
Hanne
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Hanne Posted Tue 29 Jul, 2008 2:08 PM Quote
LOL

And you actually managed to remind me that I'd forgotten to take a dose of penicilin. I refrained from swallowing the rest of the pills though since I'm only supposed to take 4 per day :oP

I wonder what would happen if I swallowed them all at once. Hmm.
 
Re: How to find 'inner peace'
sebnemy
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sebnemy Posted Tue 29 Jul, 2008 2:08 PM Quote
Good advice! I will search for inner peace in my house tonight!
 
Re: How to find 'inner peace'
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear)
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Tue 29 Jul, 2008 2:45 PM Quote
Punching a random stranger in the face also helps.


Or is that just me ?
 
Re: How to find 'inner peace'
ricv64
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ricv64 Posted Tue 29 Jul, 2008 2:48 PM Quote
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Re: How to find 'inner peace'
physke
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physke Posted Tue 29 Jul, 2008 3:48 PM Quote
http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/4290/dertliam9.jpg

here, spiderman also trying to find his inner peace...
 
Re: How to find 'inner peace'
Monica
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Monica Posted Tue 29 Jul, 2008 6:36 PM Quote
LMAO.
 
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