weirdmom wrote:

My friend reminded me of something on Amazon we used to crack up over all the time. TUSCAN MILK.

First, who buys milk off of Amazon? While Tuscan Milk is no longer available, there are plenty of other varieties.

Second, the reviews on here are some of the funniest things I've ever read.

Tuscan Milk

Here is just one example:
Gah! I need milk. These Cornflakes are too dry.

Milk, please? Amazon, get more in stock please. I don't live near a cow, well if you don't count...no I couldn't. The thought is too vile.....

Can you milk a cat?

Hmmmm. I think I'll have toast.

This is a recipe someone posted:
1 gallon Tuscan Whole Milk
1/2 cup sugar
1/2 cup light corn syrup
1/2 cup peanut butter
1 pkg. (2.8 oz.) OSCAR MAYER Real Bacon Recipe Pieces
4 tsp. TANG Orange Flavor Drink Mix
3 cups POST HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS Cereal, any variety

MIX sugar, Tuscan Whole Milk and syrup in large saucepan. Bring just to boil on medium heat, stirring frequently. Remove from heat.
ADD peanut butter; stir until well blended. Stir in bacon pieces and drink mix. Add cereal; mix well.
PRESS evenly into greased 8-inch square pan. Cool completely before cutting into 12 bars to serve.

weirdmom wrote:

I guess I'd have to try it but I am pretty sure this recipe wouldn't even work. A gallon of milk seems like an awful lot.

And I don't think it would work since the goal of food is to fill your belly and not make you throw up by mixing things like corn syrup, bacon, and tang.