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Worse Movies Ever.
ElspethOllie
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ElspethOllie Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 10:11 PM Quote
Showgirls came on last night.
Did I watch it?
Damn straight!

Other horrible movies:
*Because I Said So
*9 Songs - Anyone else seen this? It's set in London and it's about this couple who go see shows together at the Brixton Academy. They caught real live concert footage for the movie. The supposed big pull of the movie was the unsimulated sex scenes between the two leads. So it basically a glorified music video porno. The bands they used were Franz Ferdinand, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Super Furry Animals, Elbow, Michael Nyman, The Dandy Warhols, Primal Scream, and The Von Bondies. Anyways total disappointment. It blew... literally. No really, since it had unsimulated sex, there were like 3 blow job scenes in the movie.


Anyone care to chime in?
 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
Darran
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Darran Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 10:14 PM Quote
Heartbreak Kid.

Not only did it break my heart, it nearly broke my tv with my foot going through it.
 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
Peewee
Posts: 2850
Peewee Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 10:21 PM Quote
Mallrats
Orange County
House of Wax

Those are the ones that come to mind that I can see in my dvd collection (they aren't mine)!!!!
 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
Lemon Grinner
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Lemon Grinner Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 10:21 PM Quote
Batman and Robin.

 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
megg_inc
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megg_inc Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 10:22 PM Quote
Bubble Boy
 
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Turtleneck
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Turtleneck Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 10:23 PM Quote
Peewee wrote:

House of Wax


Are you talking about the remake? You must see the original 1953 version with Vincent Price.
 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
Darran
Posts: 2012
Darran Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 10:23 PM Quote
megg_inc wrote:
Bubble Boy


Boooo, Bubble Boy is awesome.
 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
megg_inc
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megg_inc Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 10:26 PM Quote
Darran wrote:
megg_inc wrote:
Bubble Boy


Boooo, Bubble Boy is awesome.


No effin way.
 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
Peewee
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Peewee Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 10:30 PM Quote
Turtleneck wrote:
Peewee wrote:

House of Wax


Are you talking about the remake? You must see the original 1953 version with Vincent Price.


YES the remake with dizzy Paris Hilton!!! UGH!!!
 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
ElspethOllie
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ElspethOllie Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 10:32 PM Quote
Peewee wrote:
Mallrats


Awww NO! One of my favorite Kevin Smith movies.

"He said he was going to screw my girlfriend in a very uncomfortable place..."
"You mean, like that back of a Volkswagon?"

 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
Turtleneck
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Turtleneck Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 10:33 PM Quote
The worst movie I ever saw was "Rhinestones." I believe Sylvester Stallone had a singing role.
 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
Darran
Posts: 2012
Darran Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 10:34 PM Quote
My opinon of Mallrats is neither good or bad, some bits are good some bits are woefully crap.
 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
Moray
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Moray Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 11:08 PM Quote
In defence of showgirls, there are a LOT of boobies on show. So in my book, that can never be a truly awful movie.

To continue on a Kevin Smith theme, I found clerks and Chasing Amy pretty unwatchable.

Will second Grin's Batman and Robin

and I think everyone knows my opinon on the new Indy movie

Also, Spiderman 3, Pirates of the Carribean 3 and Transfomers also apring to mind.

Oh, Woody Allens Manhatten. I thought it was rubbish and overhyped.
 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
ElspethOllie
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ElspethOllie Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 11:08 PM Quote
What about worse movie you've ever payed money to see. For me it was Hardball, that movie with Keanu Reeves where he teaches inner city school kids how to play baseball. I think it's because it was right after 9/11 and everyone was tired of watching T.V. because every single channel had coverage, and people just wanted to get out of the house. Ugh, pure shite.
 
Re: Worse Movies Ever.
ElspethOllie
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ElspethOllie Posted Mon 02 Jun, 2008 11:14 PM Quote
Moray wrote:

Oh, Woody Allens Manhatten. I thought it was rubbish and overhyped.


Awww, I liked Manhattan... but Annie Hall is far better.

And you forgot Star Wars: The Phantom Menance, Moray. ;-)
 
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