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Posts: 5323	goosey_84 Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 6:48 PM	Quote
	i wanna hear 'em! the cornier the better! this is the one that made me laugh all afternoon...it was in a note to my little sister...ahem... is there an airport near here? or is that just my heart taking off! hahahah even now i giggle

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Posts: 440	minnesotamary Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 6:51 PM	Quote
	boy, i'm so glad to be out of the dating scene....

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Posts: 1635	Chiito-chan Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 6:52 PM	Quote
	goosey_84 wrote: i wanna hear 'em! the cornier the better! this is the one that made me laugh all afternoon...it was in a note to my little sister...ahem... is there an airport near here? or is that just my heart taking off! hahahah even now i giggle hahahahaha =D

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Posts: 4469	Lemon Grinner Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:03 PM	Quote
	The last one used on me actually made me laugh out loud in his face. "You look like Janet Jackson, in a good way." What the actual fuck??????? And no, I didnt have my tits out.

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Posts: 7519	Nikki Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:14 PM	Quote
	Lemon Grinner wrote: The last one used on me actually made me laugh out loud in his face. "You look like Janet Jackson, in a good way." What the actual fuck??????? And no, I didnt have my tits out. >.< LMFAO @ the dude's pickup line and Grin's use of "what the actual fuck"...never heard that before...but I like it. I don't think this was a pickup line, but it made me laugh...today at work a coworker was like "Hey Nikki, I like your shirt." I was like "Oh, thanks!" and then he goes "It remindes me of a tablecloth my grandma used to have."...uhh. Thanks? :/ lol!

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Posts: 2782	Hanne Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:14 PM	Quote
	Do you belive in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? And yes, someone actually said that to me once. He was a little attractive before he said it, but that sentence just deflated that idea.

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Posts: 2782	Hanne Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:19 PM	Quote
	Nikki wrote: I don't think this was a pickup line, but it made me laugh...today at work a coworker was like "Hey Nikki, I like your shirt." I was like "Oh, thanks!" and then he goes "It remindes me of a tablecloth my grandma used to have."...uhh. Thanks? :/ lol! That reminds me of my trip to the shopping centre the other week. A quite young guy, probably in his late teens, asked me where the supermarket was. I gave him the directions, and when he opened his mouth again, I expected him to say thanks. Instead he said 'you're a hot chick' and then left. Huh?? The way he said I'm still not sure whether he was doing it to piss me off or whether he was serious :oS

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Posts: 4469	Lemon Grinner Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:23 PM	Quote
	Nikki wrote: Lemon Grinner wrote: The last one used on me actually made me laugh out loud in his face. "You look like Janet Jackson, in a good way." What the actual fuck??????? And no, I didnt have my tits out. >.< LMFAO @ the dude's pickup line and Grin's use of "what the actual fuck"...never heard that before...but I like it. I don't think this was a pickup line, but it made me laugh...today at work a coworker was like "Hey Nikki, I like your shirt." I was like "Oh, thanks!" and then he goes "It remindes me of a tablecloth my grandma used to have."...uhh. Thanks? :/ lol! Haha sexy. Was it gingham? Mmm gingham rules.

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Posts: 5323	goosey_84 Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:31 PM	Quote
	Nikki wrote: I don't think this was a pickup line, but it made me laugh...today at work a coworker was like "Hey Nikki, I like your shirt." I was like "Oh, thanks!" and then he goes "It remindes me of a tablecloth my grandma used to have."...uhh. Thanks? :/ lol! hahaha that reminds me of this line used on my aunt when she worked in a warehouse with a lot of boys...he said "why Grace, that sweater is becoming on you." (she says thanks) he follows up with "and if i were on you i'd be cumming too" LOL

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Posts: 7519	Nikki Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:31 PM	Quote
	Lemon Grinner wrote: Nikki wrote: Lemon Grinner wrote: The last one used on me actually made me laugh out loud in his face. "You look like Janet Jackson, in a good way." What the actual fuck??????? And no, I didnt have my tits out. >.< LMFAO @ the dude's pickup line and Grin's use of "what the actual fuck"...never heard that before...but I like it. I don't think this was a pickup line, but it made me laugh...today at work a coworker was like "Hey Nikki, I like your shirt." I was like "Oh, thanks!" and then he goes "It remindes me of a tablecloth my grandma used to have."...uhh. Thanks? :/ lol! Haha sexy. Was it gingham? Mmm gingham rules. Nope...it's a light blue thermal with three quarter length sleeves and red and yellowish flowers on it. His grandma must have a pretty groovy tablecloth, lol.

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Posts: 7519	Nikki Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:32 PM	Quote
	goosey_84 wrote: Nikki wrote: I don't think this was a pickup line, but it made me laugh...today at work a coworker was like "Hey Nikki, I like your shirt." I was like "Oh, thanks!" and then he goes "It remindes me of a tablecloth my grandma used to have."...uhh. Thanks? :/ lol! hahaha that reminds me of this line used on my aunt when she worked in a warehouse with a lot of boys...he said "why Grace, that sweater is becoming on you." (she says thanks) he follows up with "and i were on you i'd be cumming too" LOL :O that's baaad.

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Posts: 4469	Lemon Grinner Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:36 PM	Quote
	goosey_84 wrote: Nikki wrote: I don't think this was a pickup line, but it made me laugh...today at work a coworker was like "Hey Nikki, I like your shirt." I was like "Oh, thanks!" and then he goes "It remindes me of a tablecloth my grandma used to have."...uhh. Thanks? :/ lol! hahaha that reminds me of this line used on my aunt when she worked in a warehouse with a lot of boys...he said "why Grace, that sweater is becoming on you." (she says thanks) he follows up with "and i were on you i'd be cumming too" LOL Hahahahah I like it!! :D

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Posts: 5323	goosey_84 Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:39 PM	Quote
	Lemon Grinner wrote: Hahahahah I like it!! :D lol so did i! but i'm a filth so go figure! ;) oh and grin i'm with nikki...loved your usage of 'what the actual fuck" hahahaah

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Posts: 4469	Lemon Grinner Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:43 PM	Quote
	goosey_84 wrote: Lemon Grinner wrote: Hahahahah I like it!! :D lol so did i! but i'm a filth so go figure! ;) oh and grin i'm with nikki...loved your usage of 'what the actual fuck" hahahaah Have you both not heard it before? it must be a british thing?

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Posts: 8468	AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:46 PM	Quote
	this thread is hilarious - thanks !

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