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Sunny Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:20 PM |
On a special teacher's day, a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shooked it, held it over her head, and said, "I bet I know what it is - flowers!"
"That's right!" said the boy, "but how did you know?"
"Just a wild guess," she said.
The next pupil was the candy store owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift overhead, shooked it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is - a box of candy!"
"That's right! But how did you know?" asked the girl.
"Just a lucky guess," said the teacher.
The next gift was from the liquor store owner's son. The teacher held the bag over her head and noticed that it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and tasted it. "Is it wine?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher repeated the process, touching another drop of the leakage to her tongue. "Is it champagne?" she asked.
"No," the boy replied.
The teacher then said, "I give up, what is it?"
The boy replied, "A puppy!"
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Sunny Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:42 PM |
oh, c'mon. it wasn't that bad, lol.
post your better ones below.
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Andrew Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:44 PM |
Sunny wrote: oh, c'mon. it wasn't that bad, lol.
Only 16 folk disagree with you ;)
Too early for jokes anyway i need some breakfast first |
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Sunny Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:45 PM |
Andrew wrote: Sunny wrote: oh, c'mon. it wasn't that bad, lol.
Only 16 folk disagree with you ;)
Too early for jokes anyway i need some breakfast first
Feckers. I'm trying to cheer myself up!
*edit* BREAKFAST?! It's 3.45PM!
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Andrew Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:47 PM |
Well I only went to bed at 6am (I think)
It was certainly rather light outside anyway |
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Sunny Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:47 PM |
Andrew wrote: Well I only went to bed at 6am (I think)
It was certainly rather light outside anyway
Hungover?
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isma Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:49 PM |
Sunny wrote: Andrew wrote: Well I only went to bed at 6am (I think)
It was certainly rather light outside anyway
Hungover?
Guess ? :p |
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Andrew Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:49 PM |
I should be but seem to have escaped it again.
I did manage to spray my room with finest Perthshire Spring Water last night when i got home though. Got home and grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge but didn't notice it was sparkling. |
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Sunny Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:50 PM |
isma wrote: Sunny wrote: Andrew wrote: Well I only went to bed at 6am (I think)
It was certainly rather light outside anyway
Hungover?
Guess ? :p
My money's on 'yes'. |
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Sunny Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:51 PM |
Andrew wrote:
I should be but seem to have escaped it again.
I did manage to spray my room with finest Perthshire Spring Water last night when i got home though. Got home and grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge but didn't notice it was sparkling.
Hehe, well done. At least it wasn't a packed bus *ahem* ...
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isma Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:51 PM |
Sunny wrote: isma wrote: Sunny wrote: Andrew wrote: Well I only went to bed at 6am (I think)
It was certainly rather light outside anyway
Hungover?
Guess ? :p
Haha Gold Star for Sunny !
My money's on 'yes'. |
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champagnesupernova Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:52 PM |
Andrew wrote: Well I only went to bed at 6am (I think)
It was certainly rather light outside anyway
Yes, it was 6 when I left you. haha
Bet you didn't go to bed right away. :-P |
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isma Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:52 PM |
| I hate this board ! Lol |
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Sunny Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:53 PM |
isma wrote: I hate this board ! Lol
Aye, you've gotta watch the quotes ...
Oooh, ta *sticks gold star on t-shirt*
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isma Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:56 PM |
Sunny wrote: isma wrote: I hate this board ! Lol
Aye, you've gotta watch the quotes ...
Oooh, ta *sticks gold star on t-shirt*
You're welcome Sunny ! You deserve it . :p |
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