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Somewhere Else Posted Fri 22 Feb, 2008 7:06 PM |
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, were vacationing in Texas . Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. So seeing some on Sale,he buys them, wears them back to the motel, walking proudly.
He walks into the room and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"
Margaret looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Bert storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Margaret looks up and says, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, and it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Bert yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,MARGARET?"
"Nope," she replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
Margaret replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shoulda bought a hat."
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 22 Feb, 2008 7:07 PM |
| LOL |
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megg_inc Posted Fri 22 Feb, 2008 7:08 PM |
| LOL! Well said, Margaret! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 22 Feb, 2008 7:13 PM |
lol
where did you hear this joke ? |
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Somewhere Else Posted Fri 22 Feb, 2008 7:17 PM |
My friend sent it to me :-)
I had a store I will do slow release :-)
How are you Abs? Good to see you back. Are you well ?
I met Dougie and Fran at Nottingham . The Gig was absolutely Awesome, I dont think I will ever forget it. Its so exciting |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 22 Feb, 2008 7:25 PM |
Somewhere Else wrote: My friend sent it to me :-)
I had a store I will do slow release :-)
How are you Abs? Good to see you back. Are you well ?
I met Dougie and Fran at Nottingham . The Gig was absolutely Awesome, I dont think I will ever forget it. Its so exciting
I'm fine - thanks !
Lucky you - seeing our boys !!! |
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Esteban Posted Fri 22 Feb, 2008 9:15 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: Somewhere Else wrote: My friend sent it to me :-)
I had a store I will do slow release :-)
How are you Abs? Good to see you back. Are you well ?
I met Dougie and Fran at Nottingham . The Gig was absolutely Awesome, I dont think I will ever forget it. Its so exciting
I'm fine - thanks !
Lucky you - seeing our boys !!!
She met me too. Pretty spectacular night for Somewhere Else. |
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Somewhere Else Posted Fri 22 Feb, 2008 9:26 PM |
Esteban wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: Somewhere Else wrote: My friend sent it to me :-)
I had a store I will do slow release :-)
How are you Abs? Good to see you back. Are you well ?
I met Dougie and Fran at Nottingham . The Gig was absolutely Awesome, I dont think I will ever forget it. Its so exciting
Haha yes Esteban...I met Esteban too :-)
Some great pics;
http://www.travisonline.com/board/view.php?t=6846
Not forgetting Frans plectrum , courtesy of trigpoint x :-)
I'm fine - thanks !
Lucky you - seeing our boys !!!
She met me too. Pretty spectacular night for Somewhere Else. |
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Somewhere Else Posted Fri 22 Feb, 2008 9:27 PM |
| I somehow messed up last post..only had one drink too |
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