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Somewhere Else Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 2:42 PM |
'To My Dear Wife:
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my18 year-old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be upset - I shall be home before midnight .'
When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:
' My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a maths teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference:-
18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18.
Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.'
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Lemon Grinner Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 2:48 PM |
| :D |
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 2:50 PM |
| The truth being that an 18 year old wouldnt be interested in either of them :) |
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Joanna Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 2:56 PM |
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote: The truth being that an 18 year old wouldnt be interested in either of them :)
quite a few women have a 'thing' for older men
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Somewhere Else Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 3:08 PM |
Glad you like it, I thought it was funny ..
Oh and Gladly , you are so wrong :-)
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Moray Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 3:10 PM |
| I watched National Treasure 2 at the weekend and found Helen Mirren strangely alluring. I'm terrified of what this means. |
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megg_inc Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 3:12 PM |
MoraySwan wrote: I watched National Treasure 2 at the weekend and found Helen Mirren strangely alluring. I'm terrified of what this means.
two words: cougar hunter |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 3:13 PM |
Somewhere Else wrote:
Glad you like it, I thought it was funny ..
Oh and Gladly , you are so wrong :-)
How bout Paul Weller? He's 50, I'd still do him! haha |
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megg_inc Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 3:18 PM |
Lemon Grinner wrote: Somewhere Else wrote:
Glad you like it, I thought it was funny ..
Oh and Gladly , you are so wrong :-)
How bout Paul Weller? He's 50, I'd still do him! haha
Or Alan Rickman! And he's 62!! |
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heysupernova Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 3:37 PM |
megg_inc wrote: Lemon Grinner wrote: Somewhere Else wrote:
Glad you like it, I thought it was funny ..
Oh and Gladly , you are so wrong :-)
How bout Paul Weller? He's 50, I'd still do him! haha
Or Alan Rickman! And he's 62!!
I loooove Ringo Starr, he's 67, soooo cute :P |
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 3:56 PM |
Dear Joanna and Grinner
As an older man i find your thoughts on the subject interesting :) |
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dee Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 4:00 PM |
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote: Dear Joanna and Grinner
As an older man i find your thoughts on the subject interesting :)
nice
:P |
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 4:01 PM |
dee wrote: Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote: Dear Joanna and Grinner
As an older man i find your thoughts on the subject interesting :)
nice
:P
wha???? what have i done? |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 4:03 PM |
dee wrote: Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote: Dear Joanna and Grinner
As an older man i find your thoughts on the subject interesting :)
nice
:P
Are you sure 'interesting' is the right word ;-) |
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dee Posted Mon 11 Feb, 2008 4:04 PM |
well i did just crack up laughing in the middle of an IT lab full of up-their-own-arses twats who are now regarding me as some lower from of life only in their presence because of some possible help the poor scheme.
it's good times all round. |
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