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goosey_84 Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:04 PM |
1. chuck norris does not sleep. he waits.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
4. When Chuck Norris falls in water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.
5. Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
6. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
7. Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
8. There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Chuck Norris has breathed on. |
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Nacho Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:06 PM |
| why chuck norris? |
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mozman68 Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:07 PM |
| Do non-U.S. people even get this?? |
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Nikki Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:10 PM |
YES! I love Chuck Norris facts!!!!
*goes to find some more* |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:10 PM |
| www.chucknorrisfacts.com |
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Nacho Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:11 PM |
| some make me laugh...but i still don't know why chuck norris :P |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:13 PM |
| Can someone pelase explain to me who Chuck Norris is? |
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megg_inc Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:14 PM |
mozman68 wrote: Do non-U.S. people even get this??
YASSS! |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:16 PM |
| chuck norris' tears can cure cancer. too bad he never cries. |
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megg_inc Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:17 PM |
Lemon Grinner wrote: Can someone pelase explain to me who Chuck Norris is?
Texas Ranger! |
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carlottarocks Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:17 PM |
This actually cracked me up, Thanks!
My favorite....
Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Nikki Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:18 PM |
At my old job we were bored one day and I think we read ever Chuck Norris fact on this site, lol! We were laughing so hard our eyes were watering. >.<
Some favorites:
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip. |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:20 PM |
Nacho wrote: some make me laugh...but i still don't know why chuck norris :P
lol why not? |
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Eledh Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:21 PM |
mozman68 wrote: Do non-U.S. people even get this??
Oh yes...
My grandma always watch "Walker texas ranger" XD
LOL!
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Nacho Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:22 PM |
| i know he's an actor but that's it :P |
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