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Tracey982 Posted Sat 05 Jan, 2008 9:33 PM |
I think this was on a previous thread (can't remember). It's from Scott Mills, Radio 1 show and a prank call to a very rude guy who works at a pizza place.
Please note, us Scots aren't all like this guy!!!
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Jy-mAx0jQfc |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 05 Jan, 2008 9:46 PM |
What's Brown and Sticky - a Stick
What's Orange and sounds like a Carrot - a Parrot
What's Red and sits in the Corner - A naughty Strawberry
What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't come back - a Stick
What's Black and sailed the Seven Seas - Binbag the Sailor
What's Green and covered in Pastry - Kermit the Bridie
What's Brown and terrified Sailors - Moby Topic
Dubz
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dee Posted Sat 05 Jan, 2008 9:49 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote:
What's Brown and Sticky - a Stick
What's Orange and sounds like a Carrot - a Parrot
What's Red and sits in the Corner - A naughty Strawberry
What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't come back - a Stick
What's Black and sailed the Seven Seas - Binbag the Sailor
What's Green and covered in Pastry - Kermit the Bridie
What's Brown and terrified Sailors - Moby Topic
Dubz
what's pink and fluffy?
pink fluff
what's blue and fluffy?
depressed pink fluff
what's green and fluffy?
pink fluff about to throw up
yes yes.
more shit jokes please? |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 05 Jan, 2008 9:52 PM |
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree - It was tired
Why did the 2nd Monkey fall out of the tree - It was tied to the first one
Why did the 3rd Monkey fall out of the tree - It thought it was a game
Why did the tree fall down - It thought it was a Monkey
Dubz
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Tracey982 Posted Sat 05 Jan, 2008 9:52 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote:
What's Red and sits in the Corner - A naughty Strawberry
Dubz
Hey Dubz, I had to look at this line twice, I thought it said "shits" in the corner!!! |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 05 Jan, 2008 9:54 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree - It was tired
Why did the 2nd Monkey fall out of the tree - It was tied to the first one
Why did the 3rd Monkey fall out of the tree - It thought it was a game
Why did the tree fall down - It thought it was a Monkey
Dubz
Hahahaha I'm so easily amused :D
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Tracey982 Posted Sat 05 Jan, 2008 10:00 PM |
Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because the shops were shut...
Did you find that funny? Well neither did the chicken, because the shops were shut!
It's funnier if your drunk! |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 05 Jan, 2008 10:02 PM |
Tracey982 wrote: Why did the chicken cross the road twice?
Because the shops were shut...
Did you find that funny? Well neither did the chicken, because the shops were shut!
It's funnier if your drunk!
LOL :D :D :D |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Sat 05 Jan, 2008 10:03 PM |
a few Jerky Boys tracks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDeWWktTSRo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XswZnjtV0os
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4CBVzyVsOk
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