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Ursina Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 12:44 PM |
com'on you lot wake up !!
stop sleeping ! I know life can be boring but surely someone has something to say ? no ? lol |
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 12:58 PM |
| Been on other forums. I have also just got onto facebook, very addictive LOL |
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Ursina Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 1:07 PM |
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote: Been on other forums. I have also just got onto facebook, very addictive LOL
*tzk* *tzk* facebook ? ?? I'm not even gonna a start ! lol but anyway what's different from my space ? |
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Eledh Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 2:15 PM |
You're scaring me right now.
XD
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*runs away* |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 2:20 PM |
| i have a cold |
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Ursina Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 2:43 PM |
Eledh wrote: You're scaring me right now.
XD
°________°
*runs away*
???? why ?? :( |
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Turtleneck Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 2:44 PM |
200th Post! RAN MAN says YEAH!
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Ursina Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 2:45 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: 200th Post! RAN MAN says YEAH!
Congratulations !! lol |
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Ursina Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 2:47 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: i have a cold
aww hope it's not too bad :) |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 2:51 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: 200th Post! RAN MAN says YEAH!
RAN MAN RAWKS
HappyTurple, can you explain the concept behind (lol) RAN ?
Thanks. |
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Turtleneck Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 2:55 PM |
| Certainly. Mr. Buenos Aires is demonstrating a Random Act of Nudity, or "RAN" for short. |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 2:58 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: Certainly. Mr. Buenos Aires is demonstrating a Random Act of Nudity, or "RAN" for short.
gracias !
a couple of us suspect Monkey to be the RAN MAN
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 3:04 PM |
Ursina wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: i have a cold
aww hope it's not too bad :)
nah ! but the fever is nasty |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 3:07 PM |
Jack goes to the doctor and says "Doc, I'm having trouble getting my penis erect. Can you help me?"
After a complete examination the doctor tells Jack, "Well, the problem with you is that the muscles around the base of your penis are damaged. There's really nothing I can do for you unless you are
willing to try an experimental treatment."
Jack asks sadly, "What is this treatment?"
"Well," the doctor explains, "what we would do is take the muscles from the trunk of a baby elephant and implant them in your penis."
Jack thinks about it silently then says. "Well the thought of going through life without ever having sex again is too much, let's go for it."
A few weeks after the operation Jack was given the green light to use his improved equipment. He planned a romantic evening and took his date to one of the nicest restaurants in the city.
In the middle of dinner he felt a stirring between his legs that continued to the point of being uncomfortable. To release the pressure Jack unzipped his fly. His penis immediately sprung from his pants, went to the top of the table, grabbed a bread roll and then returned to his pants.
His date was stunned at first but then said with a sly smile, "That was incredible! Can you do that again?"
Jack replied, "Well, I guess so, but I don't think I can fit another roll in my ass."
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Turtleneck Posted Thu 15 Nov, 2007 3:22 PM |
| I have to go to parent-teacher conferences today. This makes me very nervous. My wee one's "motor mouth" has gotten her into a bit of trouble this year. My cold is still hanging on and now I have to talk to the teacher while sounding like I have beans shoved up my nostrils. |
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