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Funnies anyone ?
AbsolutPurple
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AbsolutPurple Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 9:09 PM Quote
Besides this one :

http://www.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/outcome.php

You Are Miss Piggy

A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift!
 
Re: Funnies anyone ?
lilly
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lilly Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 10:02 PM Quote
I've got something strange:

I'm working in this shop at the moment - they sell all kinds of stuff, the room is huge and not very cosy (you'll see what I mean):

So on Saturday, a woman came in (3 minutes before we usually GO HOME) and asked if she could, incidentally, SLEEP in the shop that night(she wasn't a homeless person, very nice clothes and really nice glasses).
we tried to explain that she couldn't, but she wouldn't stop asking us the same question again and again and again, and saying she was serious and she really wanted to do something extraordinary... this went on for TEN minutes...

(she didn't even have a sleeping bad or anything...)
 
Re: Funnies anyone ?
lilly
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lilly Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 10:07 PM Quote
I'm Kermit, by the way *lol*


"Hi, ho! Lovable and friendly, you get along well with everyone you know.
You're a big thinker, and sometimes you over think life's problems.
Don't worry - everyone know's it's not easy being green.
Just remember, time's fun when you're having flies!"

 
Re: Funnies anyone ?
AbsolutPurple
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AbsolutPurple Posted Wed 24 Oct, 2007 10:41 PM Quote
lilly wrote:
I've got something strange:

I'm working in this shop at the moment - they sell all kinds of stuff, the room is huge and not very cosy (you'll see what I mean):

So on Saturday, a woman came in (3 minutes before we usually GO HOME) and asked if she could, incidentally, SLEEP in the shop that night(she wasn't a homeless person, very nice clothes and really nice glasses).
we tried to explain that she couldn't, but she wouldn't stop asking us the same question again and again and again, and saying she was serious and she really wanted to do something extraordinary... this went on for TEN minutes...

(she didn't even have a sleeping bad or anything...)


She did that ??? my God !
She must be really screwed up (Verrückt) or really smart.

I'm going to try this in restaurants - cafés - everywhere !!!
 
Re: Funnies anyone ?
lilly
Posts: 1531
lilly Posted Thu 25 Oct, 2007 6:48 PM Quote
AbsolutPurple wrote:


She did that ??? my God !
She must be really screwed up (Verrückt) or really smart.

I'm going to try this in restaurants - cafés - everywhere !!!


hey, that's a great idea, but take a (hidden) camera with you!
 
Re: Funnies anyone ?
AbsolutPurple
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 25 Oct, 2007 6:50 PM Quote
lilly wrote:
hey, that's a great idea, but take a (hidden) camera with you!


Sure ! i'll say i'm a reporter for the FAZ !

How did you get rid of her ? poor woman when you think of it.

 
Re: Funnies anyone ?
goosey_84
Posts: 5323
goosey_84 Posted Thu 25 Oct, 2007 6:52 PM Quote
LOL i clicked on the link and it automatically said...

You Are Animal

A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"
 
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Scottish Dubliner
Posts: 8299
Scottish Dubliner Posted Thu 25 Oct, 2007 6:55 PM Quote
You Are Animal
http://images.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/animal.jpg

A complete lunatic, you're operating on 100% animal instincts.
You thrive on uncontrolled energy, and you're downright scary.
But you sure can beat a good drum.
"Kill! Kill!"

hahahahahahahahahaha So true, but so wrong at the moment...

Dubz
 
Re: Funnies anyone ?
weirdmom
Posts: 7598
weirdmom Posted Thu 25 Oct, 2007 6:59 PM Quote
Contrary to my current pic (that I can't change without breaking Abs' heart) I am:

http://images.blogthings.com/themuppetpersonalitytest/kermit.jpg

Crazy story about the lady. I would like to try that next time I feel like pulling a prank.
 
Re: Funnies anyone ?
AbsolutPurple
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 25 Oct, 2007 7:05 PM Quote
weirdmominaustin wrote:
Crazy story about the lady. I would like to try that next time I feel like pulling a prank.


Prank idea :
I had a friend who's egypto-lebanese and his thing was to ring businesses asking for documentation. He would use a really strong middle-eastern accent and ask all info to be sent by mail to him, his name being Ali Gattor.

Sitting next to him was hysterical !
 
Re: Funnies anyone ?
Tracey982
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Tracey982 Posted Thu 25 Oct, 2007 7:11 PM Quote
I'm the Swedish Chef!
 
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