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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 6:30 AM |
A man goes to the doctor and says
"Doc, I'm having trouble with my hearing"
"What are the symptoms?" asks the doctor
The man says "A long running animated series starring homer simpson, why do you ask?"
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DAKOTA Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 6:31 AM |
| Hehehe. Good one. :D |
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Tracey982 Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 6:31 AM |
| Teehee! |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 10:23 AM |
| Fuckin hell, that took me ages to get. But funnyy aye. |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 10:28 AM |
Morning Toots,
Are you rested??
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 10:30 AM |
Kinda. I'm a bit upset tho, coz you've mentioned a coupla Pouges songs these past few days, and I have to give away my ticket to see em in December coz I can't really afford to go out, due to exams.
And I really want a fucking bacon sarnie but we aint allowed to eat meat til monday coz of some religious thing i dont even believe in. Gutted.
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 10:35 AM |
Lemon Grinner wrote: Kinda. I'm a bit upset tho, coz you've mentioned a coupla Pouges songs these past few days, and I have to give away my ticket to see em in December coz I can't really afford to go out, due to exams.
And I really want a fucking bacon sarnie but we aint allowed to eat meat til monday coz of some religious thing i dont even believe in. Gutted.
Hows you? x
I'm good, sober for a change but tis saturday and there's football on shortly so that could change ;)
That's a bit shitty about The Pogues but they've done a Xmas Tour the last couple of years so there is always next year.
I know wat you mean about the veggie thing, I once dated a veggie for a short time but Tofu burgers and other shite don't really taste the same as proper meat
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 10:45 AM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote: Lemon Grinner wrote: Kinda. I'm a bit upset tho, coz you've mentioned a coupla Pouges songs these past few days, and I have to give away my ticket to see em in December coz I can't really afford to go out, due to exams.
And I really want a fucking bacon sarnie but we aint allowed to eat meat til monday coz of some religious thing i dont even believe in. Gutted.
Hows you? x
I'm good, sober for a change but tis saturday and there's football on shortly so that could change ;)
That's a bit shitty about The Pogues but they've done a Xmas Tour the last couple of years so there is always next year.
I know wat you mean about the veggie thing, I once dated a veggie for a short time but Tofu burgers and other shite don't really taste the same as proper meat
Dubz
Yeah I know, I've gone for the past 3 years, it makes it feel like it really is christmas =) Oh fuck it, I'm (maybe) gonna go. I just get scared that people are gonna die before I see em.
Oh fuck, the football. I need to get Setanta or summink, coz I am hiding away from some creepy scottish/irish fellas who are at my local. If they were fit it'd be alrite. Booooooo.
Sorry I have a lot of shite to say today. I'm trying not to ramble. But once I pop I just can't stop. La la la
DYA KNOW WHAT, there are some really SHITE band on this T4 unsigned thingy, and the panel think they are amazing, they must be fucking on summink. They are just singing "is this my education" over and over again.
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 11:49 AM |
Lemon Grinner wrote:
Yeah I know, I've gone for the past 3 years, it makes it feel like it really is christmas =) Oh fuck it, I'm (maybe) gonna go. I just get scared that people are gonna die before I see em.
Oh fuck, the football. I need to get Setanta or summink, coz I am hiding away from some creepy scottish/irish fellas who are at my local. If they were fit it'd be alrite. Booooooo.
Sorry I have a lot of shite to say today. I'm trying not to ramble. But once I pop I just can't stop. La la la
DYA KNOW WHAT, there are some really SHITE band on this T4 unsigned thingy, and the panel think they are amazing, they must be fucking on summink. They are just singing "is this my education" over and over again.
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Grinner
I might as well be drunk
Have Setanta Ireland, The game is already in full flow, a bit of handbags already. |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 11:53 AM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote: Lemon Grinner wrote:
Yeah I know, I've gone for the past 3 years, it makes it feel like it really is christmas =) Oh fuck it, I'm (maybe) gonna go. I just get scared that people are gonna die before I see em.
Oh fuck, the football. I need to get Setanta or summink, coz I am hiding away from some creepy scottish/irish fellas who are at my local. If they were fit it'd be alrite. Booooooo.
Sorry I have a lot of shite to say today. I'm trying not to ramble. But once I pop I just can't stop. La la la
DYA KNOW WHAT, there are some really SHITE band on this T4 unsigned thingy, and the panel think they are amazing, they must be fucking on summink. They are just singing "is this my education" over and over again.
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Grinner
I might as well be drunk
Have Setanta Ireland, The game is already in full flow, a bit of handbags already.
Aye man, was listenin to Sportsound. |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 12:02 PM |
| Bloody fucking shitting cunting fuck. Boooooooooooooooo. |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 12:05 PM |
Lemon Grinner wrote: Bloody fucking shitting cunting fuck. Boooooooooooooooo.
and three of them on Yellow cards already!!!
a good goal but defence should have done better.
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 1:12 PM |
| Oh fuck saaaaaaaaake. |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 1:17 PM |
Lemon Grinner wrote: Oh fuck saaaaaaaaake.
Another goal they go top of the Table !?!!
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Lemon Grinner Posted Sat 20 Oct, 2007 1:20 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote: Lemon Grinner wrote: Oh fuck saaaaaaaaake.
Another goal they go top of the Table !?!!
Dubz
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