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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 12:11 PM |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 12:14 PM |
| Him : Can't wait for monday and pretend i'm super busy at work so i don't have to cook this friggin diner |
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champagnesupernova Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 12:17 PM |
Woman: God, he is looking at me. I can feel it. How does my hair look? Maybe I should open a bottle of wine? Why on earth I put this sweater on?....
Guy: Idiot. Flirting with me. When should I let her know that I am gay? Mwuhaha |
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coldlove Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 12:20 PM |
champagnesupernova wrote: Woman: God, he is looking at me. I can feel it. How does my hair look? Maybe I should open a bottle of wine? Why on earth I put this sweater on?....
Guy: Idiot. Flirting with me. When should I let her know that I am gay? Mwuhaha
ohhhhhhhhh
its really creative ....:) |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 12:27 PM |
Him : that's right ! only accepted this invitation coz my boyfriend kicked me out of our flat
Her : man ! not sure i put enough ginger in the salad sauce...let's add more ! |
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champagnesupernova Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 12:28 PM |
coldlove wrote: champagnesupernova wrote: Woman: God, he is looking at me. I can feel it. How does my hair look? Maybe I should open a bottle of wine? Why on earth I put this sweater on?....
Guy: Idiot. Flirting with me. When should I let her know that I am gay? Mwuhaha
ohhhhhhhhh
its really creative ....:)
Thanks. A way of procrastinating from work. ;-) |
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Peewee Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 12:44 PM |
Her: Sh!t I hope he didn't see my snot falling into the bowl *laughs*
Him: God she's fricking beautiful, wonder how long it will take me to get her into bed, lets start counting.... |
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Natasa Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 12:50 PM |
Her:I'm so lucky I found him!Look,he cooks!Whoa!
Him:What else should I do to get her in my bed..?:S
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mozman68 Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 3:32 PM |
well...from the picture...it looks to me like he's "pitching a tent"...so I think we know what he's thinking.
She's thinking, "Why do I always attract these pretty boy men who dress like homos?? I mean, c'mon, if we ever had kids they would look like freaks based on how different we look..." |
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isma Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 3:39 PM |
Her : Why is he smiling !?..Tss Idiot! You're not my kind at all .
Him : Whoa! I won't be alone tonight..maybe . |
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Joana Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 3:41 PM |
Her:oh my god!I should have made depilation today!!
Him:Where are the condoms?!Must left it in the car!And why am I cooking with these clothes?!
What I am thinking: I never saw a cleaner kitchen!! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 4:50 PM |
Her : I wonder what people would think if they saw us
Him : I'm so glad my mates can't see me ! |
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weirdmom Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 6:31 PM |
Him: How long can I keep smiling while my hand is burning on this pan?
Her: He thinks this is going to get me in bed? |
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megg_inc Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 6:37 PM |
Him: Nah, she has not found out yet...
Her: You can smile now, but after divorce this house will be mine- including this freakin' kitchen! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 24 Aug, 2007 6:41 PM |
Her : why don't you sing a Travis song ?
Him : ah yeah ? fancy that ? |
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