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Peewee Posted Mon 09 Jul, 2007 5:52 PM |
Read this and thought it funny! lol :)
If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow:
Eyewitness accounts:
America: "Oh my God! there was a man on fire, he was running about, i just
ran for my life..i thought I was gonna die, he got so close to me"
Glasgow : "C*nt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good
boot, then decked him"
America: "I just wanna get home, away from here..i just wanna get home, I
thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow: "here Shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"
America:"there was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we
didn't know what was happening, i thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow: "F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we'll get a pint in"
America: "We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and
was trying to get into his trunk, i thought we were gonna die, i just ran
for my life"
Glasgow: "A swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae
even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot
to the baws"
America: There was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, i thought I
was gonna die"
Glasgow: "There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it
wis like that"
America : "i'm too traumatised even to speak, i thought i was gonna die"
Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna
be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"
& finally, three quotes from an eye-witness.........John Smeaton (these are
real)
ITV news - The interviewer asked "What message do you have for the bombers"
- he replied "This is Glasgow we'll just set aboot yea"
CNN - asked how he restrained the guy and he said "me and other folk were
just tryin 2 get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" !
BBC News - I could tell there was gas coming out the back of the car,
anybody who's ever thrown a gas canister into a bonfire will know whit a
mean"
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harry potter Posted Mon 09 Jul, 2007 6:17 PM |
without America this little gem would have been written in German, don't forget that. |
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Mon 09 Jul, 2007 6:35 PM |
| Never heard of the battle of stalingrad? |
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Andrew Posted Mon 09 Jul, 2007 7:18 PM |
harry potter wrote:
without America this little gem would have been written in German, don't forget that.
The Romans tried to invade Scotland and gave up.
We'll never know about the Nazis ;)
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AbsolutPurple Posted Mon 09 Jul, 2007 7:19 PM |
Andrew wrote: [quote="harry potter"]
without America this little gem would have been written in German, don't forget that.
The Romans tried to invade Scotland and gave up.
why did they give up ? |
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Andrew Posted Mon 09 Jul, 2007 7:24 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: Andrew wrote: The Romans tried to invade Scotland and gave up.
why did they give up ?
We kept beating them up so they eventually just gave up and built a wall to keep us where we were
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AbsolutPurple Posted Mon 09 Jul, 2007 7:25 PM |
Andrew wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: Andrew wrote: The Romans tried to invade Scotland and gave up.
why did they give up ?
We kept beating them up so they eventually just gave up and built a wall to keep us where we were
oh ! i thougth they didn't like the food... |
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Mon 09 Jul, 2007 7:27 PM |
| Any truth in the rumour that the french surrendered after the attempted car bombing of Glasgow Airport? |
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erikausagi Posted Mon 09 Jul, 2007 10:35 PM |
| waht? i will never understand ppl from glasgow :S |
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happy_me Posted Mon 09 Jul, 2007 10:37 PM |
| hah! laughed my arse off here! |
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