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Late-night jokes
AbsolutPurple
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 06 Jul, 2007 8:05 PM Quote
"Earlier this morning in London, police defused a potentially massive car bomb parked in front of famed Piccadilly Circus. President Bush got a little confused. He called the new prime minister and made sure all the animals and clowns were safe." --Jay Leno

"Experts say the price of milk could rise to as much as $4 a gallon. $4 a gallon for milk? I didn't know Dick Cheney was involved with the dairy industry" --Jay Leno

"In an interview with the Christian Broadcasting Network, presidential candidate Rudy Giuliani said his dreams of becoming a priest ended when he realized he couldn't give up having sex. Ironically, that's also what ended his first and second marriages." --Jay Leno




 
Re: Late-night jokes
Tracey982
Posts: 982
Tracey982 Posted Fri 06 Jul, 2007 8:07 PM Quote
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> ONE OF THE GLASGOW SUICIDE BOMBERS "SINJ MAJEEP" IS COMPLAINING THAT
> ALL HE GETS TO EAT IN HOSPITAL IS "HAGGIS, NEAPS AND TATTIES".....WHAT
> DOES
> HE EXPECT IN THE "BURNS UNIT" .....
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Re: Late-night jokes
AbsolutPurple
Posts: 8468
AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 06 Jul, 2007 8:11 PM Quote
Tracey982 wrote:
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> ONE OF THE GLASGOW SUICIDE BOMBERS "SINJ MAJEEP" IS COMPLAINING THAT
> ALL HE GETS TO EAT IN HOSPITAL IS "HAGGIS, NEAPS AND TATTIES".....WHAT
> DOES
> HE EXPECT IN THE "BURNS UNIT" .....

what are neaps and tatties ?
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Re: Late-night jokes
monkey
Posts: 1580
monkey Posted Fri 06 Jul, 2007 8:24 PM Quote
AbsolutPurple wrote:
Tracey982 wrote:
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> ONE OF THE GLASGOW SUICIDE BOMBERS "SINJ MAJEEP" IS COMPLAINING THAT
> ALL HE GETS TO EAT IN HOSPITAL IS "HAGGIS, NEAPS AND TATTIES".....WHAT
> DOES
> HE EXPECT IN THE "BURNS UNIT" .....

what are neaps and tatties ?

turnips and potatoes
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Re: Late-night jokes
monkey
Posts: 1580
monkey Posted Fri 06 Jul, 2007 8:32 PM Quote
Tracey982 wrote:
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> ONE OF THE GLASGOW SUICIDE BOMBERS "SINJ MAJEEP" IS COMPLAINING THAT
> ALL HE GETS TO EAT IN HOSPITAL IS "HAGGIS, NEAPS AND TATTIES".....WHAT
> DOES
> HE EXPECT IN THE "BURNS UNIT" .....
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