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1/3 of Suggestive Leg Posted Thu 28 Jun, 2007 7:03 PM |
Yesterday at work, a stinky old man asked me for some plastic pants for females so he could 'have sex orally without getting infected'.
If she's infectious, why would you be down there?!?!?! |
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deepi Posted Thu 28 Jun, 2007 7:04 PM |
| *runs to find bucket* |
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deepi Posted Thu 28 Jun, 2007 7:05 PM |
| are you sure he wasn't pulling ya leg! |
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kim2007w Posted Thu 28 Jun, 2007 7:06 PM |
1/3 of Suggestive Leg wrote: Yesterday at work, a stinky old man asked me for some plastic pants for females so he could 'have sex orally without getting infected'.
If she's infectious, why would you be down there?!?!?!
may i ask where you work, |
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harry potter Posted Thu 28 Jun, 2007 7:08 PM |
deepi wrote: are you sure he wasn't pulling ya leg!
i doubt it, he was probably too busy pulling his own.
leg. |
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1/3 of Suggestive Leg Posted Thu 28 Jun, 2007 7:11 PM |
No, he was deadly serious. We also had a boy in asking for lube advice for masturbation.
I work in Boots. I'm a pharmacy student so I'm all healthcarey. |
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deepi Posted Thu 28 Jun, 2007 7:13 PM |
| i saw a guy today waiting to cross the raod and he was just stood there scrathing himselve down below (on a really busy road by the way) i coudln't beleive it! |
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kim2007w Posted Thu 28 Jun, 2007 7:14 PM |
| i guess it takes all sorts, do you keep a straight face |
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1/3 of Suggestive Leg Posted Thu 28 Jun, 2007 7:18 PM |
| Oh yes. I'm quite the pro. It was the expressions on the faces of the people behind him in the queue that was most hilarious! |
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harry potter Posted Thu 28 Jun, 2007 7:22 PM |
deepi wrote: i saw a guy today waiting to cross the raod and he was just stood there scrathing himselve down below (on a really busy road by the way) i coudln't beleive it!
scratching gonads constantly is disgusting. any guy in here that does that sort of thing should stop typing right n |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 28 Jun, 2007 8:32 PM |
| lovely ! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 28 Jun, 2007 8:48 PM |
the over day at the post office, a man and a woman started to argue over queueing....at one point the man told her he quite enjoyed the morning queue !!!
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