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harry potter Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 6:49 PM |
i love the quick fire ones, so if you've got some of them throw 'em in here for future use.
get things rolling...
question: what's red and invisible?
answer: no tomatoes.
or
did you hear about the leper playing poker?
he decided to throw his hand in.
teehee, still some of my all time faves them ones. gimme more.
haz
xxx
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deepi Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 6:53 PM |
a guy walks into a bank and is asked to confirm his name, he says 'it Mike Oxslong'
now say his name really fast over and over, and you should get it! (my 13 yr old cousin told me this, i couldn't beleive it) |
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harry potter Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 6:54 PM |
deepi wrote: a guy walks into a bank and is asked to confirm his name, he says 'it Mike Oxslong'
now say his name really fast over and over, and you should get it! (my 13 yr old cousin told me this, i couldn't beleive it)
teehee, that's really naughty. |
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Sanne (nl) Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 6:56 PM |
it sits in a corner, it's red and gets smaller by the second
a little toddler with a steakknife. |
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harry potter Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 6:58 PM |
Sanne (nl) wrote: it sits in a corner, it's red and gets smaller by the second
a little toddler with a steakknife.
:-0
my sensibilities have been rocked to the core by that one. kids today i tell thee. |
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Sanne (nl) Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 7:10 PM |
oke a nice one then:(but boring i tell thee)
it is brownish and comes of the mountain at high speed..
a skiwi |
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Esteban Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 7:10 PM |
| Is this a joke thread or are we playing jeopardy? |
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Sanne (nl) Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 7:13 PM |
Esteban wrote: Is this a joke thread or are we playing jeopardy?
which ever way you want it:) |
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Esteban Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 7:14 PM |
| SO submissive! |
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harry potter Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 7:14 PM |
Esteban wrote: Is this a joke thread or are we playing jeopardy?
dude, you didn't ask in the form of a question. did you? |
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la femme qui Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 7:20 PM |
Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a boogie in it.
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. You park your car in it, man! |
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Sanne (nl) Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 7:21 PM |
Esteban wrote: SO submissive!
as i am oh master:) |
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goosey_84 Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 7:42 PM |
la femme qui wrote: Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a boogie in it.
ahaha that's still a favorite of mine! |
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harry potter Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 7:47 PM |
la femme qui wrote: Q. How do you make a tissue dance?
A. Put a boogie in it.
Q. What do you do when you see a spaceman?
A. You park your car in it, man!
teehee, tommy likey. thanks.[ |
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Sanne (nl) Posted Wed 27 Jun, 2007 7:52 PM |
oh come on now, this pic is far more shocking then my first joke,lol
i won't be able to sleep tonight! |
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