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weirdmom Posted Thu 23 Sep, 2010 9:28 PM |
If you eat a lot of cookies and don't work out, you gain weight
If you drink a lot of water and soda (especially in a short period of time), you pee a lot.
If Apple made an iPhone in the shape of a banana I would totally buy it. |
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monkey Posted Thu 23 Sep, 2010 10:02 PM |
weirdmom wrote:
If Apple made an iPhone in the shape of a banana I would totally buy it.
get one of these
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minnmess Posted Thu 23 Sep, 2010 10:22 PM |
| it doesnt even take a lot of water, pop, coffee, etc. I just have to pee a lot. |
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megg_inc Posted Thu 23 Sep, 2010 10:40 PM |
weirdmom wrote: If you eat a lot of cookies and don't work out, you gain weight
I hope you lie. |
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ricv64 Posted Thu 23 Sep, 2010 10:56 PM |
minnmess wrote: it doesnt even take a lot of water, pop, coffee, etc. I just have to pee a lot.
soda you mean |
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weirdmom Posted Fri 24 Sep, 2010 11:40 AM |
monkey wrote: weirdmom wrote:
If Apple made an iPhone in the shape of a banana I would totally buy it.
get one of these
I never thought my dream could really come true. I am too attached to my iPhone to make a full switch but maybe I'll have to have two phones so I can have this. |
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Absy Posted Fri 24 Sep, 2010 5:56 PM |
weirdmom wrote: If you eat a lot of cookies and don't work out, you gain weight
Last week I saw an article in the New York Times that said exercising and weight loss aren't connected. |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 25 Sep, 2010 12:24 AM |
LIFE FUCKING SUCKS !!!
It's a shitstorm so buy a hat.
Dubz |
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weirdmom Posted Sun 26 Sep, 2010 12:54 AM |
I don't think I'll ever fully be convinced that mermaids aren't real.
Or that my stuffed animals don't come to life a la Toy Story. |
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Turtleneck Posted Sun 26 Sep, 2010 2:10 AM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote: LIFE FUCKING SUCKS !!!
It's a shitstorm so buy a hat.
Dubz
I think an umbrella would be better. |
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Turtleneck Posted Sun 26 Sep, 2010 2:12 AM |
The reason I'm late is usually because I don't want to go in the first place.
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 26 Sep, 2010 9:24 AM |
Turtleneck wrote: Scottish Dubliner wrote: LIFE FUCKING SUCKS !!!
It's a shitstorm so buy a hat.
Dubz
I think an umbrella would be better. |
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ricv64 Posted Sun 26 Sep, 2010 1:28 PM |
| I agree with dubz |
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weirdmom Posted Sun 26 Sep, 2010 6:05 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote: Turtleneck wrote: Scottish Dubliner wrote: LIFE FUCKING SUCKS !!!
It's a shitstorm so buy a hat.
Dubz
I think an umbrella would be better. Real men don't use umbrellas. A good overcoat and hat should suffice. Only men who use umbrellas are golfers and they're a bunch of fucking twats.
I see your point and a good overcoat and hat is a good look. However, the bad smell from the poop on your lovely coat and hat would most certainly would negate any sort of dapper look you may have accomplished. |
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MusicGirl99 Posted Sun 26 Sep, 2010 8:38 PM |
| That no matter how clearly you try to articulate something, someone is bound to misunderstand you. |
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