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harry potter Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:48 PM |
1. the number one export of chuck norris is pain. |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:49 PM |
| 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. |
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Andrew Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:49 PM |
2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
EDIT: Well that's a bit creepy
EDIT #2: To clarify I don't think it's creepy that Chuck Norris waits, it's creepy we both chose the exact same one to post |
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harry potter Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:50 PM |
| 3. Chuck Norris can speak braille. |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:51 PM |
| 4. Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:51 PM |
Andrew wrote: 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
EDIT: Well that's a bit creepy
it's witty |
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deepi Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:52 PM |
5. there is no chin under chuck norris' beard, there is only another fist
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Andrew Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:52 PM |
| 5. Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants. |
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harry potter Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:53 PM |
| There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live |
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harry potter Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:53 PM |
deepi wrote: 5. there is no chin under chuck norris' beard, there is only another fist
that one is brilliant i love it. |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:55 PM |
6. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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harry potter Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:55 PM |
Andrew wrote: 2. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits
EDIT: Well that's a bit creepy
but this is Chuck dude, Chuck does we follow. |
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Sanne (nl) Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:55 PM |
| In Holland they opened a photo-exhibition with pictures made by blind people/ visually handicapt. There were beautifull pictures there. (i couldn't find an example on the internet.) The teachers taught the participants to point at the subject with the camera in their hands. I think it is a pretty cool thing to do. The participants were reluctant at first but ended up being enthousiasts:) |
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deepi Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:56 PM |
| chuck norris doesn't go hunting, chuck norris goes killing! |
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Esteban Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:56 PM |
| 6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. |
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