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Moray Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 2:56 PM |
Ok everybody. If we're going to write this song, lets write it as a board collective. Input suggestions here for the future number 1 "See Reverse Side for Care Instructions". As written & inspired by 'Kayte' (Like Madonna).
I'll start things off:
"I'm on a spin cycle of love"
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weirdmom Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 3:03 PM |
And you're a tissue I left in my jean pocket |
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Darran Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 3:07 PM |
You're the sock I cannot find |
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minnmess Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 3:12 PM |
But I must hang our love on the line. |
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Turtleneck Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 3:26 PM |
Wash me, rinse me, spin me, and hang me out to dry.
Stretch to original shape.
Use gentle cycle. |
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Moray Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 3:41 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: Wash me, rinse me, spin me, and hang me out to dry.
Stretch to original shape.
Use gentle cycle.
This one sounds like a Hai Ku!
"We;ll stay together like two socks that have just come out the tumble drier and are stuck together with static electricity" |
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weirdmom Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 3:46 PM |
We'll be like socks together until the shock of seeing your wife tears us apart
(my song is bitter) |
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Turtleneck Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 3:50 PM |
When my mom was in Germany, she had this dryer that sucked the water out of the clothes. I've never seen anything like it. After the dryer was done, she had to empty the water out of it. It must have had some kind of fluffing cycle, too, but the main thing was extracting the water. |
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Moray Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 3:53 PM |
Turtleneck wrote: When my mom was in Germany, she had this dryer that sucked the water out of the clothes. I've never seen anything like it. After the dryer was done, she had to empty the water out of it. It must have had some kind of fluffing cycle, too, but the main thing was extracting the water.
That'll be the middle 8 |
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minnmess Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 3:56 PM |
Moray wrote: Turtleneck wrote: When my mom was in Germany, she had this dryer that sucked the water out of the clothes. I've never seen anything like it. After the dryer was done, she had to empty the water out of it. It must have had some kind of fluffing cycle, too, but the main thing was extracting the water.
That'll be the middle 8
hahah, i knew there would be a comment to that effect. |
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Darran Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 4:00 PM |
I'm going to write the music to this ala Gary Barlow. |
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minnmess Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 4:08 PM |
Darran wrote: I'm going to write the music to this ala Gary Barlow.
there are now 2 categories:
threads that get turned into hockey threads
and threads that get turned into Take That threads. |
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AbsGinger Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 7:58 PM |
It will dye for you |
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Hanne Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 8:15 PM |
This thread is brilliant!
'Your use of fabric softener softened my heart'
Btw, did anyone notice that if you use " in the subject line, everything after the first " disappears in replies? |
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minnmess Posted Wed 22 Oct, 2008 8:18 PM |
Hanne wrote:
Btw, did anyone notice that if you use " in the subject line, everything after the first " disappears in replies?
i did notice that, actually!
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