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Helen *the original* Posted Fri 07 Mar, 2008 12:55 PM |
Scottish Dubliner wrote: Back to Flatmates for a second...
I share a house with 3 guys, 2 Romanians and a Dutch Wank. The Romanains are young, tidy, funny, easy going guys who tend to clean up after themselves. The Dutch guy is a fat lazy fucking wank. Since we got broadband all he does is stay in his room, I think I can count the amount of times I've seen him this year on one hand. He cooks chicken in the oven by blasting the fucking stuff so the whole kitchen fills with smoke, which permeates into the laundry room so if you've clothes in there they all smell of smokey fat, then he leaves all the fat/grease swimming in the bottom of the oven so no one else can use it. Then he takes it upto his room and eats it in there so a couple of days later there is a lovely smell of rancid chicken/grease. Inconsiderate bollix of a man.
I'm seriously considering slapping him around the head!!
Dubz
Ha ha oh aye i can see you squaring up to him Dubz! |
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Fri 07 Mar, 2008 1:01 PM |
| If all he eats is roast chicken , he'll be dead soon anyway. Just dont dismiss the smell of dead man for roast chicken left overs. |
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Helen *the original* Posted Fri 07 Mar, 2008 1:07 PM |
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote: If all he eats is roast chicken , he'll be dead soon anyway. Just dont dismiss the smell of dead man for roast chicken left overs.
Ewwww imagine dead chicken man upstairs! |
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moominbadger Posted Fri 07 Mar, 2008 1:18 PM |
I once shared a house with a guy who, when I'd been round to look at the room, had warned me that he like to smoke "the odd joint". Fair enough I thought. Little did I know he was actually growing the stuff...in the kitchen cupboards, kitchen drawers, in his bedroom AND had dedicated a whole spare room to it by blacking out the windows and setting up fans/lights that were controlled by timers.
I didn't stay in that house for very long, was too scared of being woken up in a dawn raid. |
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Moray Posted Fri 07 Mar, 2008 1:23 PM |
Helen *the original* wrote: Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote: If all he eats is roast chicken , he'll be dead soon anyway. Just dont dismiss the smell of dead man for roast chicken left overs.
Ewwww imagine dead chicken man upstairs!
haha, brilliant mental image of a dead half man half chicken, preserved in formaldahide for all to see in a museum. |
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Helen *the original* Posted Sat 08 Mar, 2008 12:27 PM |
MoraySwan wrote: Helen *the original* wrote: Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote: If all he eats is roast chicken , he'll be dead soon anyway. Just dont dismiss the smell of dead man for roast chicken left overs.
Ewwww imagine dead chicken man upstairs!
haha, brilliant mental image of a dead half man half chicken, preserved in formaldahide for all to see in a museum.
Found thousands of years later in an abandoned home, encrusted...lovely imagery! Ha ha |
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Turtleneck Posted Sun 09 Mar, 2008 2:33 AM |
megg_inc wrote: MoraySwan wrote:
So Megg, dinner and a movie Saturday night?
Sure thing!
So, how was it? |
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Moray Posted Sun 09 Mar, 2008 3:47 AM |
| Megg stood me up :o( |
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varz Posted Sun 09 Mar, 2008 10:29 AM |
MoraySwan wrote: Megg stood me up :o(
Shocking Megg! |
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Peewee Posted Sun 09 Mar, 2008 2:08 PM |
Wow just read all of this thread! It's so funny! so how is the matchmaking going? any updates??? :)
Oh and yes I am a Librarian but totally taken. lmao
Taking about MINGING flatmates! Well I moved in with my bf about two years ago and he had moved in with a mate from work and then his other mate moved in. Me and three guys = NIGHTMARE! I swear when I moved in I went through so many bottles of bleach and cleaning products as the house was stinking. Oh and then one of the guys I found out was growing crap in his wardrobe!!!!! I wondered what the stench was....god I felt so ill! Got rid of it thankfully. The worst must be men pissing on the toilet seat and surrounding floor area, crumbs and toenail clipping left on living room carpet, sticky porn videos and mags under settee and in shared drawers. OMG!! Never again. My bf is very tidy and clean and even he was grossed out. So glad we got our own place!!! |
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megg_inc Posted Sun 09 Mar, 2008 2:21 PM |
MoraySwan wrote: Megg stood me up :o(
Oh how dare you! What a liar... |
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ricv64 Posted Sun 09 Mar, 2008 2:52 PM |
MoraySwan wrote: Megg stood me up :o(
she didn't mean to , I didn't write the scene yet |
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Turtleneck Posted Sun 09 Mar, 2008 3:35 PM |
megg_inc wrote: MoraySwan wrote: Megg stood me up :o(
Oh how dare you! What a liar...
Perhaps you just missed each other, what with the Baltic Sea being so large and the time difference and all. We'll see how things work out for you in the Soma scene. |
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weirdmom Posted Sun 09 Mar, 2008 4:12 PM |
Moray's avatar is perfect to show his heartbreak over feeling stood up.
I say "feeling" because there must be some misunderstanding, there must be some kind of mistake. He waited in the rain for HOURS....but you were late.
Peewee, your description is so gross. It sounds like you were living in a frat house. |
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Peewee Posted Sun 09 Mar, 2008 4:43 PM |
You Bet!!! Oh did I mention the shower curtain that was black at the bottom with old body fat and gunge??? Em yeah seriously gross. Exterminate!!!!
tut tut standing other people up now that sucks! lol Maybe just shy? ;) lol |
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