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champagnesupernova Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 11:20 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: champagnesupernova wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: champagnesupernova wrote: Would have zero charisma without beard.
middle eastern influence spotted here !
Haha. Maybe. But I seriously dont find hhim attractive.
me neither ! he's no Keanu Reeves that's for sure
He was great in My Own Private Idaho. But still, I'll pass him. :-P |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 11:21 PM |
champagnesupernova wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: champagnesupernova wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: champagnesupernova wrote: Would have zero charisma without beard.
middle eastern influence spotted here !
Haha. Maybe. But I seriously dont find hhim attractive.
me neither ! he's no Keanu Reeves that's for sure
He was great in My Own Private Idaho. But still, I'll pass him. :-P
chuck norris ?
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champagnesupernova Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 11:24 PM |
| Keanu da Reeves! |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 11:25 PM |
champagnesupernova wrote: Keanu da Reeves!
i know that ! couldn't remember chuck norris in it.
LOL |
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champagnesupernova Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 11:27 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: champagnesupernova wrote: Keanu da Reeves!
i know that ! couldn't remember chuck norris in it.
LOL
River Phoenix was the highlight of the whole thing though. As talented as gorgeous! R.I.P. |
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Joe Posted Fri 15 Jun, 2007 10:24 AM |
| The eternal conundrum of what happens when an unstoppable force meets an unmoveable object was finally solved when Chuck Norris punched himself in the face. |
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WayneUkraine Posted Fri 15 Jun, 2007 11:14 AM |
| Who is chuck noris? |
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jaguar Posted Fri 15 Jun, 2007 11:31 AM |
| Chuck Norris isn`t hung like a horse,Horses are hung like Chuck Norris |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 15 Jun, 2007 12:47 PM |
jaguar wrote: Chuck Norris isn`t hung like a horse,Horses are hung like Chuck Norris
lol |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 15 Jun, 2007 12:49 PM |
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Joe Posted Fri 15 Jun, 2007 12:51 PM |
| You are what you eat; that's why Chuck Norris' diet consists entirely of steel, knives and the tears of small children. |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 15 Jun, 2007 12:51 PM |
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Coldmarek Posted Fri 15 Jun, 2007 12:52 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: 6. Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
rofl |
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Joe Posted Fri 15 Jun, 2007 12:54 PM |
| Chuck Norris invented white light. In fact, he invented the entire colour spectrum. Except for pink; Tom Cruise invented pink. |
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Esteban Posted Fri 15 Jun, 2007 1:15 PM |
| Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it. |
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