Lemon Grinner wrote:
I have a canal. I might try it some day.
You have to, it's your duty as a young person to go drinking down by the canal, It's called Knacker Drinking over here.
Another even better one to try is Knacker Drink Shopping...
Wait until you are having a party and need to buy a sh!t load of booze, then go to tesco or wherever and get a trolley and fill it with your booze then on top place a bag of Nappies (pampers should do), when you get to the till make sure there is a big queue then just before you get to the front, pretend to count your money and then say "fuck it" loudly before putting the nappies back on the shelf and paying for your booze. The looks you will draw are priceless.
Dubz
