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Re: pickup lines
Posts: 5323	goosey_84 Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:48 PM	Quote
	Hanne wrote: Do you belive in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? And yes, someone actually said that to me once. He was a little attractive before he said it, but that sentence just deflated that idea. ugh! a guy in my senior year of high school had a t-shirt that said that...and one that said "i'm just like milk...i'll do your body good" or something along those lines. :P

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 4469	Lemon Grinner Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 7:56 PM	Quote
	Oh god it reminds me of lads who are alrite looking then they spoil it by being SO overly keen. They might as well just take their bits out and flap em at you. Lmao at the thought of that!! Actually I think something not too disimilar to that has happened to me in a club once... I love men, they're idiots at times :D

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 7598	weirdmom Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 8:25 PM	Quote
	Lemon Grinner wrote: They might as well just take their bits out and flap em at you. You need to warn me when you are going to write such hysterical things. I think I've shared this before but I don't remember. Once I was out for a bachelorette party and this guy approached our group and asked me if what we were celebrating. I told him my friend was getting married. He said, "If there is anything I can do for any of you, just let me know." He was giving me this very creepy intense look to make sure I understood what he meant. Wow. So he'll sleep with ANY of us. I feel so special!! Who hits on the entire group like that?? Oh I know: a toolbag.

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 594	rebekah Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 8:34 PM	Quote
	This MUST be the worst onee!! It's frikkin hilarious though- 'Do you have your library card..so can check you out' AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH :D When someone told me it..i laughed for agggeesss!!!! ahaahaaah :)

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 594	rebekah Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 8:35 PM	Quote
	This MUST be the worst onee!! It's frikkin hilarious though- 'Do you have your library card..so can check you out' AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH :D When someone told me about it..i laughed for agggeesss!!!! ahaahaaah :)

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 5323	goosey_84 Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 8:41 PM	Quote
	weirdmom wrote: Wow. So he'll sleep with ANY of us. I feel so special!! Who hits on the entire group like that?? Oh I know: a toolbag. lol talk about a go-getter! hahaha rebekah...LOL! i love it!

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 509	varz Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 8:42 PM	Quote
	rebekah wrote: This MUST be the worst onee!! It's frikkin hilarious though- 'Do you have your library card..so can check you out' AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHH :D When someone told me about it..i laughed for agggeesss!!!! ahaahaaah :) hahahaha classic line!

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 594	rebekah Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 8:47 PM	Quote
	AHAHAHAHAH :D LOL another one i think goes something like this.. 'i wish i could re-write the alphabet as i then i would put I and U together..' LOL :) ahahahahahahahha

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 8299	Scottish Dubliner Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 8:47 PM	Quote
	never ever use a pick up line, it sounds practiced, speak from the heart, women love that sh!t, honestly. Or if she's totally blonde yer in there. Dubz

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 4469	Lemon Grinner Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 8:48 PM	Quote
	Oh man, I think I'm gonna start crying soon!

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 8468	AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 8:53 PM	Quote
	A friend is a nurse and his colleague once told a female patient : "It is the first time i see a woman's ass without paying for the restaurant before !". Apparently she didn't find it funny and slapped him in the face.

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 8299	Scottish Dubliner Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 8:59 PM	Quote
	baby yo feet must be sore cause yo walkin' round my mind all day long Dubz

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 8299	Scottish Dubliner Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 9:00 PM	Quote
	hey toots here's twenty pence go call your mother tell you won't be home tonite. Dubz

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 7556	I Came in Through the Bathroom Window Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 9:01 PM	Quote
	Hahaha, this thread is so funny! I can't think of anything "creative" or funny someone has ever said to me. It's always something with my eyes, boobs or butt. Not funny.

Re: pickup lines
Posts: 2291	Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Fri 25 Apr, 2008 9:01 PM	Quote
	Get your coat , you've pulled.

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