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ayana Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 3:57 PM |
Not a joke but :
Simple Questions, Complicated Answers
Why is abbreviated such a long word?
Why does monosyllabic have five syllables?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
Why is it when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
If price and worth mean the same thing, why priceless and worthless are opposites?
Is there another word for synonym? |
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Andrew Posted Sun 03 Jun, 2007 4:01 PM |
Haha the worst is in clubs when a pint goes flying as it did last night, Yuk!
...and I have you know I went more or less straight away Merih! My memories a little missing but I'm pretty sure i did haha |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Thu 07 Jun, 2007 5:59 PM |
WARNING New date rape drug used on men
Police today warned all men who frequent club and parties to stay cautious when offered drinks by women.
Females are using a date rape drug called "beer" to target unsuspecting men.
This drug comes in liquid form and is available nearly everywhere.
"Beer" is used by female predators to persuade hapless male victims to go home with them.
Women need only persuade a man to consume a few of these "beers" and then ask him home for no-strings-attached sex, a simple approach that renders most men helpless.
After several "beers," men will have sex with even unattractive women.
Often men awaken with only hazy memories of the night before, a horrible headache, and a vague feeling that something bad happened.
Some really unfortunate men are even separated from their life's savings in a scam called "a relationship".
In extreme cases, females have entrapped unsuspecting males into long-term servitude through a punishment called "marriage".
Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam once "beer" is administered.
Forward this warning to every male you know. And if you, or some man you know, have fallen victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory women who administer it, rest assured:-
Male support groups exist in every major city where you can discuss the ugly details of your encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like-minded guys. For the support group nearest you, look in the Yellow Pages under "Golf Courses."
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paul_c Posted Thu 07 Jun, 2007 6:10 PM |
A Belfast joke...
Q: What were the Catholics doing whilst the Protestants were building the Titanic?
A: Building an Iceberg |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Thu 07 Jun, 2007 6:17 PM |
paul_c wrote: A Belfast joke...
Q: What were the Catholics doing whilst the Protestants were building the Titanic?
A: Building an Iceberg
hehe
I always liked....
NEWSFLASH...
The Rev. Ian Paisley has been killed in a car accident, The 81 year old leader of the DUP died earlier today when the car he was travelling in went out of control and collided with a tree... The IRA are claiming they planted it!! |
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