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DAKOTA Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:23 PM |
| Walker Texas Ranger Lever!!!!! |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:23 PM |
Nikki wrote: At my old job we were bored one day and I think we read ever Chuck Norris fact on this site, lol! We were laughing so hard our eyes were watering. >.<
my friend's brother just showed me the site...i can't stop laughing at some of these.
i have seen the light...and that light is chuck norris! haha must watch walker, texas ranger! haha |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:24 PM |
Nacho wrote: i know he's an actor but that's it :P
correction: he's walker, texas ranger!!
hahahah |
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Nacho Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:25 PM |
goosey_84 wrote:
correction: he's walker, texas ranger!!
so? :P |
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megg_inc Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:27 PM |
Nikki wrote:
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
my personal favorite!
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Nikki Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:28 PM |
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
The Bible was originally titled "Chuck Norris and Friends" |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:31 PM |
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you...Fourty seven times.
lol that's gonna be my headline on myspace when i get home!! hahaha |
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carlottarocks Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:31 PM |
There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
LMAO! |
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Nikki Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:35 PM |
carlottarocks wrote: There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
LMAO!
LOL!!!
As President Roosevelt said: "We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef. |
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carlottarocks Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:38 PM |
It's widely believed that Jesus was Chuck Norris' stunt double for crucifixion due to the fact that it is impossible for nails to pierce Chuck Norris' skin.
My prediction for this evening: When my action loving hubby gets home from work, I will not see him for a while as he will be sitting in front of the computer reading all about Chuck Norris :) |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:41 PM |
For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way". HIS WAY
Divide Chuck Norris by zero and you will in fact get one........one bad-ass that is.
Love does not hurt. Chuck Norris does. |
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Nikki Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:47 PM |
In a fight between Batman and Darth Vader, the winner would be Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us. The only difference is, then he kills people. |
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the boy with a cryptic name Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 9:04 PM |
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity.
Twice. |
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moominbadger Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 9:15 PM |
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ElspethOllie Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 9:17 PM |
What?! Lame ass Chuck Norris jokes were SO 2 years ago. I haven't read the thread but lemme spit one out that I know by memory.
Chuck Norris' tears could cure cancer, too bad he never cried.
I hate that shit. It was everywhere in high school.
*goes to throw up*
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