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Re: Billy Connelly's 13 Things I Hate About People
Lemon Grinner
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Lemon Grinner Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:34 PM Quote
MoraySwan wrote:
I remember being in stitches at a routine he used to do about Wilderbeast and Zebras in the Serengeti, and none of them knowing what they were, since there aren't any mirrors?


Hahaha yeah
 
Re: Billy Connelly's 13 Things I Hate About People
Lemon Grinner
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Lemon Grinner Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 8:34 PM Quote
MoraySwan wrote:
I remember being in stitches at a routine he used to do about Wilderbeast and Zebras in the Serengeti, and none of them knowing what they were, since there aren't any mirrors?


Hahaha yeah
 
Re: Billy Connelly's 13 Things I Hate About People
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear)
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Fri 11 Jan, 2008 9:16 PM Quote
That is on youtube somewhere. I saw it recently.
 
Re: Billy Connelly's 13 Things I Hate About People
Tracey982
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Tracey982 Posted Sat 12 Jan, 2008 7:35 AM Quote
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote:
That is on youtube somewhere. I saw it recently.


Could it be this one..

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vItQtTZTcAk
 
Things People Hate About Billy Connolly
Scottish Dubliner
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sun 13 Jan, 2008 3:27 PM Quote
1. The fact that none of his material is original it's all ripped off from guys he used to work with in the Shipyards or the Folk Circle.

2. Dyeing his Beard, what the fuck? it's not rebellious it's fucking stupid looking ye prick.

3. His naked dancing, grow the fuck up, stope being such an extrovert and craving all the attention

4. The fact he's a two faced bastard, His jokes about the queen were once slightly subversive, now he's too fucking busy brown nosing the bitch for his Knighthood (btw tis one also applies to God, or Bono as he's sometimes known)

5. His traitor attitudes, do not go on and on about how great Scotand is and then fuck off to live in Windsor or fucking L.A. you wank.

6. Try being funny instead of just standing on stage making loud noises and huge gestures

7. Fart, Wee, Bum and Jobby are not the basis for a 20 minute routine.

Dubz

btw, If you wanna hear some excellent Billy, try and get a hold of the Crucifixion

*edit* on a side note my Gran used to call them Wild Beasties!!
 
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