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deepi Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:57 PM |
| guns don't kill people, chuck norris kills people |
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Sanne (nl) Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:59 PM |
Sanne (nl) wrote: In Holland they opened a photo-exhibition with pictures made by blind people/ visually handicapt. There were beautifull pictures there. (i couldn't find an example on the internet.) The teachers taught the participants to point at the subject with the camera in their hands. I think it is a pretty cool thing to do. The participants were reluctant at first but ended up being enthousiasts:)
It is the only known project Chuck Norris had fuck all to do with:)
Maybe Chuck can deal with the critters in this messageboard |
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Andrew Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 9:59 PM |
| When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. |
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Sanne (nl) Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 10:01 PM |
Chuck Norris has two speeds: walk and kill
There are three leading causes of death in the States: 1. Heart Dissease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer |
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harry potter Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 10:03 PM |
my fave so far:
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycle Bin |
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Sanne (nl) Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 10:04 PM |
Mine;s this one:
When the boogeyman goes to sleep at night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 10:08 PM |
Chuck Norris doesnt shave; he kicks himself in the face. The only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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deepi Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 10:10 PM |
| chuck norris doesn't get frostbite, chuck norris bites frost - yeah he does! |
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SamuraiSandy Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 10:11 PM |
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
lol! |
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Esteban Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 10:18 PM |
| Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. |
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champagnesupernova Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 11:11 PM |
| Would have zero charisma without beard. |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 11:13 PM |
champagnesupernova wrote: Would have zero charisma without beard.
middle eastern influence spotted here ! |
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paul_c Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 11:14 PM |
| Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick you in the back of the face |
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champagnesupernova Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 11:15 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: champagnesupernova wrote: Would have zero charisma without beard.
middle eastern influence spotted here !
Haha. Maybe. But I seriously dont find hhim attractive. |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Thu 14 Jun, 2007 11:17 PM |
champagnesupernova wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: champagnesupernova wrote: Would have zero charisma without beard.
middle eastern influence spotted here !
Haha. Maybe. But I seriously dont find hhim attractive.
me neither ! he's no Keanu Reeves that's for sure |
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