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Scottish Dubliner Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 6:02 PM |
goosey_84 wrote: Dubz i really like that poem. thanks! :)
Lyrics not poem, but I suppose Lyrics are just poems set to music so...Here you go
Dubz
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ricv64 Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 6:09 PM |
Got your jourdache jeans
Got your pretty long hair
Dinner and a movie powder your nose
Take their honey for lay
Just like pay
You're just a human being on this planet
You're just flesh and blood like all the rest
You'll get old and have a wrinkled ass
Humans are ses I want to be a bear
I want to shit in the woods
In my cave hunt my prey
Could be you, I want to have food
Burgers not berries
Ladies are women but women are ladies
Got a baited hook you are calling it
Your cherry
You want to settle down
And you want to get married
I don't want to smell your muff
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mddlBDTZ33E |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 7:50 PM |
...
And I am a writer, writer of fictions
I am the heart that you call home
And I've written pages upon pages
Trying to rid you from my bones
My bones
My bones
I'm a money lender
I have fortunes upon fortunes
Take my hand for tender
I am tortured, ever tortured
And if you don't love me let me go
And if you don't love me let me go
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Edel Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 7:57 PM |
Hey Annie, well look at you
Is that a new boy stuck on your shoe?
Come on Annie, how is it so?
You've always got a new bubble to blow
I'm gonna tell you how it's gonna get done
I'm just a girl that's only chewing for fun
You spit it out when all the flavor has gone
Wrap him round your finger like you're playing with gum
Oh no, oh no, you've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no, oh no, a slip of the tongue
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no
Was there anything else?
Hey Annie, you used to be
The only girl to take it seriously
Come on Annie, tell us your trick
On how you keep on getting boys to stick
Okay I'll tell you why I never look back
It's my selection, it's my pick of the pack
Well hot dog, I'm a chewing machine
It makes me smile and it keeps my teeth clean
Oh no, oh no, you've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no, oh no, a slip of the tongue
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum (I just wanna chew gum)
Oh no, oh no, you've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no, oh no, no you're not the one
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no
I don't want to settle down
I just wanna have fun
I don't want to settle down
I just wanna chew gum
I don't want to settle down
I just wanna have fun
I don't want to settle down
I just wanna chew gum
Oh no, oh no, you've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no, oh no, a slip of the tongue
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no, oh no, you've got it all wrong
You think you're chocolate when you're chewing gum
Oh no, oh no, a slip of the tongue
You think you're chocolate but you're chewing gum
Oh no
La (X46)
Oh no!
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 8:00 PM |
don't want no short dick man
LMAO |
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goosey_84 Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 8:01 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: don't want no short dick man
LMAO
lol oh no you di-int! haha |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 8:04 PM |
goosey_84 wrote: AbsolutPurple wrote: don't want no short dick man
LMAO
lol oh no you di-int! haha
i'd love to know who came up with such lyrics !!! |
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haz Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 9:03 PM |
if you ain't got no money, take your broke ass home!
oooooh the floss-aay, floss-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
who needs lennon and mccartney with gold like this jerry...gold! |
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ricv64 Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 9:11 PM |
welcome to der weinerschnitzel, may i take your order please?
yeah i want: two large cokes, two large fries chili-cheese dog, large doctor pepper super deluxe, with cheese and tomato
you want bill sperm with that?
no!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpKRwIR-I6s
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 9:14 PM |
Wooly Bully
Dubz
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ricv64 Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 9:18 PM |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A12o3gjvKtg
http://www.mp3lyrics.org/Kbb
i like food, food tastes good! i like food, food
tastes good! juicy burgers, greasy fries turkey
legs and raw fish eyes teenage girls, with ketchup
too! get out of my way, or i'll eat you i like
food, food tastes good! i like food, food tastes
good! i'm going to turn dining back into eating.
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weirdmom Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 9:19 PM |
I've always been a fan of the ABBA's line in "Dancing Queen"
Feel the beat of the tambourine
A tamborine beats a bass everytime in terms of feeling the beat deep down in your belly, you know?
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 10:36 PM |
Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman
No, no, no, no, fuck no
That was Bruce Wayne |
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Lemon Grinner Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 10:40 PM |
| Everyone knows Agadoo has the best lyrics. |
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Fri 21 Mar, 2008 10:48 PM |
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) wrote: Jesus was a black man
No Jesus was Batman
No, no, no, no, fuck no
That was Bruce Wayne
Pass round the eggs,
and forgot everybody.
Neil Armstrong Astronaut,
He had balls bigger than King Kong,
First big suit on the moon,
and he's off to play golf.
Counting money makes me fucking dizzy.
Old Pope he got the Nazis
To clean up their messes
He exchanged the gold and paintings
He gave them new addresses
Dubz
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