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Crap Joke, but I did Laugh
Scottish Dubliner
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Scottish Dubliner Posted Sat 26 May, 2007 7:21 PM Quote
frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

(you're gonna love this)

(its a real treat)

(a masterpiece)

The bank manager looks back at her and says...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you? Yeah, I know you are........)

Never take life too seriously! Come on now, you grinned, I know you did!!!

Have a lovely day
 
Re: Crap Joke, but I did Laugh
Gladly (the cross-eyed bear)
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Gladly (the cross-eyed bear) Posted Sat 26 May, 2007 7:23 PM Quote
One more boardies name on the list.
 
Re: Crap Joke, but I did Laugh
lulu07
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lulu07 Posted Sat 26 May, 2007 7:26 PM Quote
I love that great one
 
Re: Crap Joke, but I did Laugh
DjelibayB
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DjelibayB Posted Sat 26 May, 2007 7:41 PM Quote
It made me snigger! =)
 
Re: Crap Joke, but I did Laugh
AbsolutPurple
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AbsolutPurple Posted Sat 26 May, 2007 7:50 PM Quote
don't get it !

i'm a frog maybe that's why
LOL
 
Re: Crap Joke, but I did Laugh
Sanne (nl)
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Sanne (nl) Posted Sat 26 May, 2007 7:53 PM Quote
it's a version of a nursery rhyme.
"Knickknack paddywack, give the dog a bone.
This old man is coming home." (If i remember it correctly, it has been a while:))
 
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