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AbsolutPurple Posted Mon 30 Jul, 2007 10:58 AM |
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mozman68 Posted Mon 30 Jul, 2007 11:15 AM |
A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane.
When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex.
After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm a cab driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.'' |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Mon 30 Jul, 2007 11:18 AM |
thus the expression : a run for your money
strong competition, an opponent
ie : "I should enter the election and give him a run for his money" |
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threeamigos Posted Mon 30 Jul, 2007 1:31 PM |
A man walks into a bar with a monkey he had just bought at the pet store. He sits down at the bar and orders a beer. The monkey jumps down off his shoulder and runs over to the pool table and eats the cue-ball.
The bartender said "Your monkey just ate the cue-ball!!! GET OUT NOW!!" the man left.
Two months later the same man comes back with the monkey on a leash. The monkey jumps off his shoulder and grabs a peanut, shoves it up his ass, pulls it out then eats it"
The bartender said " Did your monkey just shove a peanut up his ass then eat it?"
The man says "Yeah ever since the cue-ball incident he checks everything for size"
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GotChrist Posted Mon 30 Jul, 2007 1:46 PM |
what did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend?
wipe his arse. |
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AbsolutPurple Posted Mon 30 Jul, 2007 1:51 PM |
GotChrist wrote: what did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend?
wipe his arse.
JAYSUS ! |
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GotChrist Posted Mon 30 Jul, 2007 1:58 PM |
AbsolutPurple wrote: GotChrist wrote: what did the cannibal do when he dumped his girlfriend?
wipe his arse.
JAYSUS !
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